Emails that arrived before social networks
I found it now in the archive
Vocabulary for cultured people only
ABECEDARY: expression of relief from those who realized that Dario is also there
ADDENDO: scream of the crowd when in Nairobi you are about to step in some poop
HALLUCINATION: violent blow inflicted with the big toe of the foot
APPENDICITIS: coat rack for monkeys
ANNOYANCE: Sardinian kindergarten
AUTOCLAVE: automatic weapons of the Stone Age
BACCHANAL: wild fruit once used as a suppository
CROSSBOW: gym hall for people of color
BASILICA: aromatic church
CURLER: small double orgasm
SNOWDROP: precise male winter pee
PERSIMMON: question you ask someone hunched behind a bush
HORNET: big resident of Cosenza
CALAMARI: mollusks responsible for low tide
BLOWGUN: promiscuous female deer
MATTERHORN: question from customers to the Roman innkeeper
CONCLAVE: meeting of violent and troglodyte cardinals
CONTORTIONIST: rolled-up Jew
CHOREOGRAPHER: scholar of maps of Korea
BUTT: stuttering gay
CULMINATE: to use explosive suppositories
DOPING: Anglo-Saxon practice of postponing to later
ELECTROPUMP: Bologna novelty with red lights
EQUidistant: distant horses
EQUINOX: horse that doesn't work
FAHRENHEIT: staying up late at night
GHOST: respiratory disease affecting consumers of orange soda
FOCACCIA: extremely wild seal
PHONETICS: discipline regulating the behavior of hair dryers
GESTATION: pregnancy of a railway worker's wife
JOVIAL: slogan of those burdened by the VAT
INTERPRETED: place between two priests
FUGITIVES: polygons with many faces
BABY GOAT: animal that never sleeps
MALE CHAUVINIST: list of males
MELODY: prayer of a virgin
NEW GRADUATE: blackhead that has gone to university
PARTIES: political movements that despite the name are still here
PRETENTIOUS: a priest who does it on purpose
PREVENT: to suffer from premature ejaculation
RADIATE: to hit violently using a radio
RACIST: missile manufacturer
REDUCE: sovereign with extreme right tendencies
TAP: small precious gem
SANCULOTTE: patron saint of homosexuals
CLOVEN-HOOFED: equipped for winter sports
SCORFANO: fish that has lost its parents
LOSS: loss of chin
FRIGHT: joint-stock wind company
OVERBEARING: person of great amateur qualities
SUCCESS: toilet position
TURKEY: part of the baby shoe
TELEPATHY: disease affecting those who watch too much TV
STALLING: farting to the rhythm (typical of poorly educated musicians)
TON: tuna jam
OFFICE: place where one puffs
VERDICT: green cosmetic (unlike lipstick which is red)
DISCO ZONE: parking for UFOs.
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