Emails that arrived before social networks

I found it now in the archive

Vocabulary for cultured people only

ABECEDARY: expression of relief from those who realized that Dario is also there

ADDENDO: scream of the crowd when in Nairobi you are about to step in some poop

HALLUCINATION: violent blow inflicted with the big toe of the foot

APPENDICITIS: coat rack for monkeys

ANNOYANCE: Sardinian kindergarten

AUTOCLAVE: automatic weapons of the Stone Age

BACCHANAL: wild fruit once used as a suppository

CROSSBOW: gym hall for people of color

BASILICA: aromatic church

CURLER: small double orgasm

SNOWDROP: precise male winter pee

PERSIMMON: question you ask someone hunched behind a bush

HORNET: big resident of Cosenza

CALAMARI: mollusks responsible for low tide

BLOWGUN: promiscuous female deer

MATTERHORN: question from customers to the Roman innkeeper

CONCLAVE: meeting of violent and troglodyte cardinals

CONTORTIONIST: rolled-up Jew

CHOREOGRAPHER: scholar of maps of Korea

BUTT: stuttering gay

CULMINATE: to use explosive suppositories

DOPING: Anglo-Saxon practice of postponing to later

ELECTROPUMP: Bologna novelty with red lights

EQUidistant: distant horses

EQUINOX: horse that doesn't work

FAHRENHEIT: staying up late at night

GHOST: respiratory disease affecting consumers of orange soda

FOCACCIA: extremely wild seal

PHONETICS: discipline regulating the behavior of hair dryers

GESTATION: pregnancy of a railway worker's wife

JOVIAL: slogan of those burdened by the VAT

INTERPRETED: place between two priests

FUGITIVES: polygons with many faces

BABY GOAT: animal that never sleeps

MALE CHAUVINIST: list of males

MELODY: prayer of a virgin

NEW GRADUATE: blackhead that has gone to university

PARTIES: political movements that despite the name are still here

PRETENTIOUS: a priest who does it on purpose

PREVENT: to suffer from premature ejaculation

RADIATE: to hit violently using a radio

RACIST: missile manufacturer

REDUCE: sovereign with extreme right tendencies

TAP: small precious gem

SANCULOTTE: patron saint of homosexuals

CLOVEN-HOOFED: equipped for winter sports

SCORFANO: fish that has lost its parents

LOSS: loss of chin

FRIGHT: joint-stock wind company

OVERBEARING: person of great amateur qualities

SUCCESS: toilet position

TURKEY: part of the baby shoe

TELEPATHY: disease affecting those who watch too much TV

STALLING: farting to the rhythm (typical of poorly educated musicians)

TON: tuna jam

OFFICE: place where one puffs

VERDICT: green cosmetic (unlike lipstick which is red)

DISCO ZONE: parking for UFOs. Whigfield - Saturday Night (Official Video)