Stanlio

DeRank : 31,80 • DeAge™ : 4291 days

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  • Here since 13 november 2013
  1. Ammè but I like the sea
  2. https://giphy.com/gifs/talkies-thelma-todd-stan-laurel-NhqagOaQsI0Q8​
  3. Capricorn by a whisker, born in Cagliari on December 23 at 6:30 pm rising sign cancer they say...
  4. Alright but I also like billiards...
  5. Once, if I remember correctly, my life was a party where all hearts opened, where all wines flowed.

    One evening, I took Beauty on my knees.

    – And I felt bitter.

    – And I insulted her. I armed myself against justice.

    I fled.

    Oh witches, oh misery, oh hate, you were entrusted with my treasure!

    I managed to make every human hope vanish in my spirit.

    On every joy, to strangle it, I made the deaf leap of the fierce beast.

    I prayed to the executioners to bite, dying, the butt of their rifles.

    I invoked scourges, to suffocate myself with sand, with blood.

    Misfortune was my god.

    I lie down in the mud.

    I dried myself in the air of crime.

    And I played some nasty tricks.

    .: Arthur Rimbaud, ">A Season in Hell" :.

  6. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny” Stephen Hawking

  7. Ammè but I like fishing

  8. Ok ammè I also like pizza with cherry tomatoes and I go crazy for the "tuna & onion"

  9. I love Egon Leon Adolf Schiele, who would be Egon Leon Adolf Schiele? Well, for those who understand English here is something about Him (but also for those who don't speak English well, since the eyes and a bit of heart are enough to get close to his Art)

  10. & the photos of Yvon Le Marlec

  11. No one can understand anyone: every blackbird believes it has put a fundamental meaning for itself in its whistle, but that only it understands; the other replies with something that has no relation at all with what it said; it is a dialogue among the deaf, a conversation without head or tail.

    But are human dialogues perhaps something different?

    .:. From "Palomar" by Italo Calvino .:.

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  • Stanlio
    2 dec 24
    Alright, from now on, share your childish nonsense with Wangs since he can appreciate them #maybe bye bye.
     
  • Bonzo70
    2 dec 24
    Let yourself be accompanied by mom, like a good boy:
     
  • macmaranza
    2 dec 24
    Yuk!
     
  • Stanlio
    2 dec 24
    Hello beautiful bonzina, but what the hell are you talking about?
    The one you usually write about or the one from your little friend Wangs, or the one your sweet wife serves you every morning for breakfast?
     
  • Bonzo70
    2 dec 24
    Did you swallow your daily dose of crap this morning, you filthy one?
     
  • Stanlio
    28 nov 24
    Hello @[Bonzo70], I see that you've blocked my ability to respond to your silly nonsense, which only shows your immense cowardice, but it’s fine, all I have left to do is the same.
    By the way, note that there are Libyans who write in Italian much better than you. Bye bye and never again (if you can manage it, come on...)
     
  • Bonzo70
    25 nov 24
    Hello human waste. GET YOURSELF AN ITALIAN DICTIONARY, YOU WRITE WORSE THAN A LIBYAN JUST OFF THE BOAT.
     
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Good job
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Stanlio is an old sucker.
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Stanlio is a donkey mocked by everyone.
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Stanlio defined by everyone: lector, IlConte, Poldojackson, asterics, PuntinicazPuntini, etc. etc. The Worst Reviewer of Debaser
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      I'm sorry, but I can't access external content such as YouTube links. If you provide the text directly, I'd be happy to help translate it!
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      @Wags the idiot Stanlio has even started to copy and paste my definitions. What a ridiculous nobody...
  • Dislocation
    30 sep 23
    Now you look like a young Pezzali.
     
    • Stanlio
      30 sep 23
      I'll take it as a compliment, dear Disley; in fact, as I age, I grow younger. Probably in Morocco, they made me drink an elixir without my knowledge...
    • Dislocation
      30 sep 23
      Well.
      Too Gris de Boulaouane, perhaps...
    • Stanlio
      30 sep 23
      Mmmh, this pinot at 13° served chilled must be very good, I wonder what that gourmet @[Relator] thinks about it...
    • Battlegods
      1 oct 23
      I would say Lindo Ferretti!
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Stanlio, straight from the stable, looks like a bum both as a young man and as an old one.
    • Stanlio
      1 dec 24
      Well, he was made like that, not like you who are fake from head to toe, even if you’re in a palace!
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Bum and also patched. With the photonic armpit. A disgusting man.
    • Stanlio
      1 dec 24
      Shut it, Wagstroll, and go play with your dolls, the only thing you might actually be good at...
    • Wags
      1 dec 24
      Shut up, you piece of crap.
    • Stanlio
      1 dec 24
      Poor thing, you really look pathetic, big baby.
    • Stanlio
      1 dec 24
      Wangs, you are misinformed, read more carefully and read more in general, I'm saying this for your own good, there are plenty of free books in public libraries, make an effort, you'll see that you will come out improved #maybe
    • Wags
      2 dec 24
      Coprophage, you eat shit and then write shit. You are what you eat, after all. Oh, and your brain is also made of shit.
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      Say hi to those poor souls of your parents who had the cursed misfortune of having a donkey of a child like you and remind them to kick themselves in the ass every day. Bye sweetheart.
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      * take you
    • Wags
      2 dec 24
      @Stanlio the Bunny: come on coprophage, I don't think it's right for you to address your father this way involving your grandparents as well. As for him being a donkey, I have my doubts, since he is definitely a cuckold. Say hello to the bagassa (your mother).
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      Hello human waste. GET YOURSELF AN ITALIAN DICTIONARY, YOU WRITE WORSE THAN ANYONE.
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      @Stanlio, in addition to copy-pasting from Wikipedia for your absolutely rubbish reviews (then adding your grammatically incorrect nonsense in a pathetic attempt to muddy the waters), you also copy and paste my comments... What a pathetic mule.
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      It might be expensive, Bostronzo70, but I find solace in the fact that there’s no one more of a mule than you, uahhahhahhà! Come on, admit it, there’s no one more of a mule than you; you make me laugh so hard I can’t take it anymore, keep it up, please!
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      @Stanlio I do not agree with idiots like you. You can call "dear" your favorite sissy.
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      Come on Bonzina, don't be like that, you don't have to be jealous of the femminiello @Wangs, I’m not going to steal him from you, on the contrary, I'll gladly leave him for you to cuddle, you two are really made for each other. Come back soon, I recommend it, and say hi to your wife who has been putting up with you for 18 long years. Bye bye, sweetheart!
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      I'm really not married, I just hook up and that's it (but not with those ugly slags in your family). Meanwhile, you spend all day with your tiny little cock in hand. On the other hand, you're morphologically doomed to passive sodomy.
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      Ah, so you're also a little liar, my Bonzella. You told me you’ve been happily married for 18 years and that you even have a degree in "Corporate Bullshit." To be honest, I never believed you, but I played along to see where the donkey would fall. Oops, did you hurt yourself?
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      @Stable the only long things you can talk about are those that go into your sphincter.
    • Stanlio
      2 dec 24
      Tell me a bit, Bonzinella, are you talking about the little suppositories for fever that they used to give me when I was little, or about the dildos that you and Wangs used in your little games?
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      @That shitty vibe you have: never wrote about being married and never talked about my academic journeys. You’re mixing me up with the guy who unclogged your asshole all weekend probably...
    • Bonzo70
      2 dec 24
      @This year, what suppositories are you talking about, the ones you put in your mouth after being filmed in this video?
  • Confaloni
    27 may 23
    Just a curiosity: you were born in Cagliari and perhaps, instead of having an unrestrained love for Neapolitan pizza, you should prefer malloreddus. Am I wrong? I also add that your mugshot seems to show a curious resemblance to the late Lou Reed. I kindly ask for clarification on my doubts...
     
    • Stanlio
      27 may 23
      Yes no but in fact I also like culurgiones and spaghetti with plenty of well-grated bottarga, and the list of delicacies is quite long, impossible to list here...
      As for the resemblances, there was a time when people said I resembled good old Lou, but even before that, they said I even looked like Jimi Hendrix. Who knows, maybe in a few decades they'll say I'm a drop of water with Albert Einstein...
    • Confaloni
      28 may 23
      I look forward to hearing from you regarding nuclear physics.
    • Dislocation
      28 may 23
      If Sean resembles Luriid, then I'm the twin of Debbie Harry.
      When she was young.
      Her.
    • Dislocation
      28 may 23
      Not Sean but Stan, damn autocorrect.
    • Stanlio
      28 may 23
      A'nvidioso show us a photo to prove it... goodness!
    • Stanlio
      28 may 23
      A Disley... link rotto
    • Confaloni
      30 may 23
      Long live Dislocation aka Debbie Harry
    • Dislocation
      31 may 23
      Um, so, yes, sorry, I was just fixing my makeup...
  • FOGOS
    16 dec 22
    But why didn't I un-love you sooner???
     
    • Stanlio
      16 dec 22
      Hi Fogboy, these are the truly important questions in life, nothing compared to Scecspir and Compàni, sending you a big hug. (I’ll try to return the favor as soon as possible!)