masturbatio

DeRank : 8,90 • DeAge™ : 5092 days

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  • Here since 3 september 2011

Professional dispenser

Closed doors but also the resonant ones on 03/16/2025. I didn’t shed a tear. Nor did I feel any emotion when I left.

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  • JpLowRow2
    20 mar 22
    I un-love her despite the lion-like mustache.
     
    • masturbatio
      20 mar 22
      thank you, I’ll return the love right away :)
  • MrDaveBoy73
    11 jun 19
    Alright, a machine that takes out fascists.
     
  • LendryWhite
    2 nov 18
    A glimpse of youth at last. Shall we become virtual friends to make me feel less alone in this vast sea of prostate exams?
     
    • masturbatio
      2 nov 18
      Hahahaha of course my dear, even though that photo is over five years old now...
    • LendryWhite
      2 nov 18
      Even my calm, eh eh eh. Do you have any Southern rock recommendations for tonight since I'm in the mood for cowboy hats and whiskey?
    • masturbatio
      2 nov 18
      Try "Flamingo" by the Flamin' Groovies, especially "Heading for the Texas Border", it might be to your liking.
    • LendryWhite
      2 nov 18
      Go on, thank you.
  • masturbatio
    24 oct 18
    "People see rock and roll as youth culture, and when youth culture becomes monopolized by big business, what are the youth to do? Do you, do you have any idea? I think we should destroy the bogus capitalist process that is destroying youth culture." (Thurston Moore)
     
  • Fiddler
    19 dec 17
    No, it’s not that I wanted to get Slothrop back, but apparently that account was registered with an email that I have since deleted, and so I couldn't recover the password. TSTW is also registered with an email that no longer exists, but I remembered the password. In the end, the best thing was to create a new account.
     
    • masturbatio
      19 dec 17
      Ah okay. I'm dedicating this nice little song to you, your nickname has connected it to my brain
  • Dislocation
    31 jul 17
    Dance list of records... if I may, and in a purely metaphorical sense, I DeAmore you.
     
    • masturbatio
      31 jul 17
      I haven't updated it in a while, I'm switching the de-love :)
  • Flo
    19 jul 16
    Hello, I love you too! <3