10+10 Fishermen against the wind. 8) Elton & Betty White
Elton and Betty White - "The Little Dicks Fit Me Best" Ah, Love! Love, you know, melts hearts of ice....
This is a great love story (and a story of sex): Betty Crandall is born in 1927 in a small hole in Arkansas called Pulaski County, and not even twenty she marries Sergeant Scotty White and they welcome their first child. Everything seems normal, but then something breaks. The doctors talk about schizophrenia, but what do doctors know? So Betty gives up (or loses) everything, the house, the husband, the job....
Elton White is born in Dumas, also in Arkansas, in 1958. He is a basketball prospect, already holding a nice contract to play in the NBA; but then something breaks....
In his case, it’s a knee, but the consequences will be just as destructive.
When the two meet in 1984 (the birthdates are there, do some quick math!) they are two drifting souls. It’s sudden, powerful, overwhelming love that spares no one.
And it’s also desire and torrid, scorching sex.
The two decide to show everyone the strength of their love and the potency of their desire and become street musicians. The beginnings are tough, they even end up sleeping in the car, but then their little songs with the ukulele, so full of emotion and explicit sex (and their performances in colorful and revealing outfits) make them small stars.
Thus, they manage to record three albums by the end of the ‘80s, "The Best of Elton and Betty," "Sex Beyond the Door," and "Hard Deep Sex Explosion" with songs that have rather explicit titles like “Lady, Your Breast, I Love to Caress(t),” “My Three-Feet Red-Hot Tongue Is Sweet as Sugar,” “Menopause Mama,” “Tight Blue Jeans Shows Your Thing,” and “America, We Are Sexy" and this one "The Little Dicks Fit Me Best"! Surrounded by moans and lewd sighs that are far more than allusive. They move to Venice, appear on television, someone writes books about them, and a documentary is even being prepared. They are small stars.
Then Betty leaves Elton (and this world and all of us) in 2003.
Elton loved her until the end; what Elton did afterward, I don’t know and, frankly, I don’t want to know.
Here: a small and sweet love story (and of sex, and of music).
But in the chronicles, on the websites, and everywhere they are talked about, terms like "strangeness," "freak," "weirdness," "extreme" continue to be used....
Why?
Maybe because she is white and he is black?
