sfascia carrozze

DeRank ™: 39,03 • DeAge™ : 7171 days

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  • Here since 25 september 2005

In theory a lover of practice, in practice a lover of theory, alias carriage wrecking & crushing, has always been passionate_ about metallurgical smashings, carcass squashes, and assorted sheet metal smashing.

Enrolls in the faculty of Discipline of the Arts of Crushing and pyroclastic spectacle of broken rear windows where he graduates - effortlessly - with a brilliant thesis in applied cloth demolition.

Gracefully surrenders his vile passions and humble services to the uncivilized world on whose behalf he works as a consultant in the disintegration of rusty and twisted metals (both forward and backward in movement) which seems less tiring to him.

He is never wrong. Never.

Except when he states the contrary.

He's not well under the press, not even at the edge. Very skilled_ at hiding his true nature, never fully manifested, he destroys carriages and bets everything on the DeBaser project (of which he is the ver_ p/madr_) to groping in the darkness of his passions.

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  • Stanlio
    Stanlio
    30 mar
     
  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    19 mar
    Nothing! It’s 7:15 in the morning and she, there, is still not here. The good daily habits are gone!
    But is she decluttering in her nuraghe?
     
  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    14 mar
    Wake up!!! I mean, it's 7:30 and you still haven't punched the clock!
     
    • Almotasim
      14 mar
      A bit of modern music to facilitate the restart...
    • sfascia carrozze
      14 mar
      PEASANT!
      Does this seem to you the way to wake the sleeping dog?
    • Almotasim
      14 mar
      The way, no, is right. But the times, yes.
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      Anyway, you there, have been a bit absent lately. Are you #maybe dealing with a hysterical pregnancy? Here, signs of gestation are leaking...
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      Certo! Inviami pure il testo che desideri tradurre.
    • sfascia carrozze
      16 mar
      I plot in the shadows: in the best tradition of the powerful!
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      I understand the allusion:

  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    28 dec 24
    Ingrandisci questa immagine
    The unforgettable Micra Pizza&Fichi.

    How many of these has Qvante smashed?
     
    • sfascia carrozze
      28 dec 24
      Among the ugliest ever!
      Second only to the mythological ARNA (which was supposed to mark the union between Alfa Romeo and Nissan: but what do you know about it, over there)!
      Ingrandisci questa immagine
    • Almotasim
      29 dec 24
      Ahahahah! With the ARNA, he put the ALFA on the pedestal!
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      Ah, I understand! It's his reinterpretation of a movie: ARNA LETALE.
  • Stanlio
    Stanlio
    15 dec 24
    Watch out for Allah with courtesy, ehm, praises with pearls there... Demolizione Auto Gratis in tutta ITALIA | 0248401256
     
  • macmaranza
    macmaranza
    7 dec 24
    It's out: is it okay anyway Gaia?
     
  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    5 dec 24


    You too know that life is not going well, as it is, my boy
    There are foxes here, scoundrels there, a thousand mice all for you
    The mosquitoes that bite me are the same ones that will bite you
    And all this because with so many roosters crowing it never gets light!

    Chichichi cococo
    Curucurucurucurucu quack quack

    With so many roosters crowing
    Chichichirichichi
    Too many hens answer
    Cococoroccoccooo
    And if the pigeons disappear
    Cucucuruccuccu
    All the ducks cry
    Quaquaquaraqquaqqua

    Chichichi cococo
    Curucurucurucurucu quack quack

    And if tomorrow you too, my boy, see an eagle up there
    You go with the legs you have to a place you know
    Where she can never reach
    There's a tiger behind the bush
    Who waits there where you will pass
    Don't go until the rooster crows
    The crowing rooster never falls for it

    Chichichi cococo
    Curucurucurucurucu quack
    Chichichi cococo
    Curucurucurucurucu quaqua

    Beware of the madman!
    Go! Go!

    With so many roosters crowing
    Chichichirichichi
    Too many hens answer
    Cococoroccocco
    And if the pigeons disappear
    Cucucuruccuccu
    All the ducks cry
    Quaquaquaraqquaqqua

    Chichichi cococo
    Curucurucurucurucu quaqua

    The rooster, you know, pecks here, pecks there
    The mole makes all the holes he can
    And the cat doesn't go where there's no fish
    The wolf will come down here
    The crocodile knows that he will bite soon
    And that no one will catch him
    And the jaguar is already ready
    To strike until every rooster crows
     
  • Ditta
    Ditta
    24 nov 24
    I now notice that you, there, make me 7000 days!
    And they still haven’t deBanned you. Incredible.
     
    • Almotasim
      24 nov 24
      And the hours? 168,000.
    • Ditta
      24 nov 24
      Also 604,800,000 seconds…
    • Almotasim
      24 nov 24
      All well spent. They are second to none.
    • sfascia carrozze
      25 nov 24
      Thank you Car(r)i: I have decided that to celebrate I will DeBanner all those who have highlighted my DeAge (very advanced).
    • Almotasim
      25 nov 24
      Before getting wet, couldn't she blindfold us? You know how it is... out of sight, out of mind.
    • Almotasim
      25 nov 24
      The cursed corrector! *ban us
    • Almotasim
      25 nov 24
      Before banning us, couldn't you blindfold us? You know how it is...
    • sfascia carrozze
      25 nov 24
      I do not rule out that I might get wet in banning you.
    • sfascia carrozze
      25 nov 24
      I do not rule out that I might get wet in banning you.
    • sfascia carrozze
      25 nov 24
      Tiù is better than one!
    • Geo@Geo
      25 nov 24
      Hiiiii, has so much time passed? He is, for me, still a nice big protosard guy😍
    • Ditta
      25 nov 24
      I eagerly await my humble DeBannaggio! I hope it happens before the upcoming DeMezzogiorno.
    • Almotasim
      26 nov 24
      Tiù is better than one!
      One is better than alone!
  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    12 nov 24






    Which version do you prefer? Make a peaceful choice, make...
     
    • sfascia carrozze
      13 nov 24
      What questions! All three! In the presence of such milestones, any version is necessary.
    • Almotasim
      13 nov 24
      Ahahahahahah!!!
  • Ottandro
    Ottandro
    5 oct 24
    She went all chimpanzee on me!
     
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