sfascia carrozze

DeRank ™: 39,03 • DeAge™ : 7332 days

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  • Here since 25 september 2005

In theory a lover of practice, in practice a lover of theory, alias carriage wrecking & crushing, has always been passionate_ about metallurgical smashings, carcass squashes, and assorted sheet metal smashing.

Enrolls in the faculty of Discipline of the Arts of Crushing and pyroclastic spectacle of broken rear windows where he graduates - effortlessly - with a brilliant thesis in applied cloth demolition.

Gracefully surrenders his vile passions and humble services to the uncivilized world on whose behalf he works as a consultant in the disintegration of rusty and twisted metals (both forward and backward in movement) which seems less tiring to him.

He is never wrong. Never.

Except when he states the contrary.

He's not well under the press, not even at the edge. Very skilled_ at hiding his true nature, never fully manifested, he destroys carriages and bets everything on the DeBaser project (of which he is the ver_ p/madr_) to groping in the darkness of his passions.

Greet with joy!
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  • Wecchiae
    Wecchiae
    18 oct 14:57
    Good evening Dr. Sfascia,
    I know you are very busy, but I am appealing to you, the prophet of disasters.
    I have a ZAZ Volgograd once belonging to the KGB, destined for scrapping.
    I would need an evaluation, because you know, this scrap is impossible to find.
    Payment possible in rubles or discounts at the numerous stores affiliated with the KGB.
    With sung and rhythmic regards.
     
    • mrbluesky
      18 oct 16:35
      I need a hood for the 125 Special (blue) if you have it, but come back on then (otherwise just ban me by midnight) ajo
  • Geo@Geo
    Geo@Geo
    18 oct 10:19
    Ajó, @[sfascia carrozze], itte diaulu!!! Go back to your home! (Possible language mistakes...) You’re all so worried! ❤️
     
  • Onirica
    Onirica
    15 oct 22:22
    Did he go into hibernation with the Triceratops?
    Or when @[G] practically set up the automatic ban for those who don't support Ukraine, did he suddenly discover he was a Putinist and flee to Mother Russia?
    Or maybe he stumbled upon a listening session with @[ZiOn], in which the latter claimed "the best album in the world", and, realizing it was Music by Madonna, after being unable to eat or sleep for a week, he abandoned the debaser, too shaken to go on?
     
    • ZiOn
      15 oct 22:26
      I don't really like that one either 😅 Of course, still better than Frah Quintale.
    • Valentyna
      15 oct 22:38
      Ahahahahahaha @[ZiOn] you’ve become @onirica’s nightmare by now

      Ah, Music is a great album.
    • G
      16 oct 11:30
      @[sfascia carrozze] I miss him a lot too... I don't think it's related to the Ukraine situation, he was gone even before that.
      Maybe he took a break, maybe he's tired. Maybe he has his own stuff going on. And for those who have read him here, it's easy to imagine that when it's his own business, it's really his own, his own!
    • Dislocation
      16 oct 11:40
      But we miss it.
    • Onirica
      16 oct 12:26
      ah @[G] "I don't think it's related to the Ukraine issue..."
      Are you actually taking me seriously???
      Listen, can I just say that I actually like RASPUTIN?
    • G
      16 oct 12:56


      Rasputin is ok.
      Just for this time
    • Onirica
      16 oct 17:35
      OOOOOH, THOSE RUSSIANS!
  • ZiOn
    ZiOn
    28 sep 12:46
    Everything alright among the sheet metal?
     
    • ZiOn
      2 oct 14:58
      Silence gives consent…
    • Onirica
      15 oct 22:27
      Where could he have gone? To a place better than this?
      No, because debaser is the best place in the world.
      (Read between the lines, ZiOn, I’m saying all this because the great Sauron-like eye of @[G] has been watching me for a while, suspecting I’m pro-Putin, and I AM AFRAID)
    • ZiOn
      16 oct 12:42
      Maybe the beach season in Sardinia isn’t over yet. After all, people go swimming there until the end of October.
  • Stefano2010
    Stefano2010
    22 jul
    I was surprised by your "Nice" when I listened to Secret Service, but don't they sound a bit like ANAL CUNT???
     
  • Stefano2010
    Stefano2010
    22 jul
    Greetings from me, Mr Sfascia DeBanning (immediatissimo)
     
  • Stanlio
    Stanlio
    30 mar
    um, if you didn't know, you'd better know, man warned half saved... Ue, Tajani replica a Salvini: "Non abbiamo bisogno di sfasciacarrozze. Sulla cittadinanza andremo avanti" - Il Fatto Quotidiano
     
  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    19 mar
    Nothing! It’s 7:15 in the morning and she, there, is still not here. The good daily habits are gone!
    But is she decluttering in her nuraghe?
     
  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    14 mar
    Wake up!!! I mean, it's 7:30 and you still haven't punched the clock!
     
    • Almotasim
      14 mar
      A bit of modern music to facilitate the restart...
    • sfascia carrozze
      14 mar
      PEASANT!
      Does this seem to you the way to wake the sleeping dog?
    • Almotasim
      14 mar
      The way, no, is right. But the times, yes.
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      Anyway, you there, have been a bit absent lately. Are you #maybe dealing with a hysterical pregnancy? Here, signs of gestation are leaking...
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      Certo! Inviami pure il testo che desideri tradurre.
    • sfascia carrozze
      16 mar
      I plot in the shadows: in the best tradition of the powerful!
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      I understand the allusion:

  • Almotasim
    Almotasim
    28 dec 24
    Ingrandisci questa immagine
    The unforgettable Micra Pizza&Fichi.

    How many of these has Qvante smashed?
     
    • sfascia carrozze
      28 dec 24
      Among the ugliest ever!
      Second only to the mythological ARNA (which was supposed to mark the union between Alfa Romeo and Nissan: but what do you know about it, over there)!
      Ingrandisci questa immagine
    • Almotasim
      29 dec 24
      Ahahahah! With the ARNA, he put the ALFA on the pedestal!
    • Almotasim
      16 mar
      Ah, I understand! It's his reinterpretation of a movie: ARNA LETALE.
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