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DeAge™ : 6158 days • Here since 1 august 2009

Robbie Williams Take The Crown

12 nov 12

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take the crown???? But... thake that, thake it now, and take it all. which for robertinoguglielmo, in case he doesn't understand my English, should mean: do you want the crown? but settle for 'stocazzo! Always hated the character, but his videos were beautiful, and in the background at parties, they were better than nofx.

Modà Come Un Pittore

12 nov 12

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Hi Johnny! Oh, really? You're not Johnny the Testicle? Sorry, I must have gotten it wrong. The fact remains that the review is beautiful, but there are more useful and fun things to do than read a shitty book to write a funny review on Debaser. If you want, I can invite you to the countryside to my grandmother's: my grandfather passed away last year, and she needs someone to hoe her fields.

Le Scimmie Dromomania

12 nov 12

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I always read you, but only (or almost) when I’m waiting in line to pay the bills. Seriously, the last reviews you sent came out right when I was lightening my wallet. Is it a coincidence, or are you part of the Matrix? The good thing, anyway, is that the wait in line passes more quickly. PS: jurix is asking for vials, I would settle for files. PPS: yesterday I was listening to a doom duo with guitar/drums (with often pseudo-pop vocals that, thank God, these monkeys don’t have, as far as I hear from my space)... Ah yes, you spy on me.

The Frames The Cost

11 nov 12

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"this album was recorded live.

Of course, it may seem like an unorthodox choice, but it is the result of a specific decision." Yes, that of spending less. A choice that is quite understandable, by the way. I don't know the album, nor the band. Anyway, welcome to this den of sociopaths.

AA.VV. Heavy Metal (Music From The Motion Picture)

11 nov 12

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useless disc, shitty movie, stunning page.

Taylor Swift Red

10 nov 12

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stolen wombs from the sidewalks, a pity because as sexual entertainment it holds great promise.

Michael Greenspan Wrecked

9 nov 12

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thank you.

Masters Of Reality How High The Moon: Live at the Viper Room

9 nov 12

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never heard. Of masters besides he man and skeletor I only have "Welcome to the doorman of the west," I remember that one, it's cool! But not much blues and almost space. I guess it has little to do with this live.

Paul Chain Violet Theatre Detaching From Satan

9 nov 12

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But goodness. I wrote the review of this album yesterday! I'll avoid republishing it and just copy and paste it here: << 1984: Pesaro like Bethlehem////

THE FIRST 20 MINUTES AFTER VIOLENT BORN (And let’s hope Peter and John don’t turn over in their graves for this title)----------------------------- ----------------------------------- ------------------

Like:
Here the occult is fine, but Sylvester the Cat was starting to get on my nerves with Beelzebub, werewolves, zombies, vampires, and trained mummies.

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I might have to thank the "Run After To" guys. Or maybe they should thank me today, since no one would mention them anymore.

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Before I used to play the black with a rebellious spirit. Now the black is me, and I sing the purple however the hell I want.

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Talking without words, I gave birth to a minotaur in Italy.

And now you can ask it to the pentacle, to Candlemas night, to Saint Vitus, or to the portrait of Dorian Lee.
Because I am Paul, the tragic fate. The ruin, the catastrophe, the death destiny. I Am The Doom.

And if I have to tell you again after seventeen days it’s about time you buy some cotton swabs.>> End, one less duplicate.

George A. Romero Survival Of The Dead

9 nov 12

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There are several things I don't agree with: "Diary of the Dead" seems to me one of the best chapters of the saga, while "Day of the Dead" for its lack is not that different from this crappy film. But I repeat: regarding the fact that this is a crappy film, we all agree. The duel scene made me sick too. It's like: human hatred is the most destructive and resilient force of nature: time wins over diseases, misery, and... zombification. But come on, Romero, we got it that you like metaphors, but here the whole film that should be around it is missing. It's a shame, because the idea of zombie breeding wasn’t that bad... but having just an idea for 90 minutes is a bit too little. Ah, anyway, I'll repeat it because maybe I wasn’t very clear: this film made me really sick. P.S.: To Decline and everyone else who still insists on hurting themselves: if the film you want to see here in Italy hasn't been released in theaters dubbed, you should try to avoid it like the plague. It's advice from someone who has never been a fanatic of the original language, and who always laughs at discussions like "films should be watched in the original version otherwise they lose a lot," since (to name a few random ones, those not highly rated) Robin Williams, Al Pacino, and De Niro in the original aren’t worth a tenth of their dubbed version (it's not a provocation, try it to believe). However, it's been more than ten years that video products have been poorly dubbed, and often even when you go to the cinema you want to cover your ears (did someone say 300? Did someone mention the wife of Leonidas? Good! You were paying attention!).