nes Banned

DeRank : 19,82 • DeAge™ : 5765 days

A monkey with a typewriter.

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  • fes
    5 oct 21
    What did you do outside the potty? Poor little one.
     
    • snes
      8 feb 22
      I said to the reader, "But how do you have kids??? Damn it, that's serious. You can't complain that the world is going to hell when it's the assholes that are reproducing."

      There are those who try to express what they think, and others who hide behind fake identities, because their debaserian identity is more important than their ideas.
      Quicumque suum
    • fes
      2 apr 22
      I detest censorship, so I’m glad you upgraded your nickname.
  • mozon2
    16 apr 21
    Finally, they banned you, idiot.
     
  • Mayham
    2 feb 20
    I only just read that "The operation of nes on DeBasio has been limited!..."; I'm sorry to hear that, but I seize the opportunity to renew the compliments I have laid out in writing in Filomena and Antonio's review, an occasion that opened my eyes to an intelligent, strong, and sensitive boy, with whom I would love to engage in dialogue and discussion. A wonderful discovery.
     
    • snes
      4 mar 20
      I'm reading you only now. Hi, thank you!
  • Bubi
    25 dec 19
    Hi Nes, Merry Christmas... and if you're one of those people who doesn't place much importance on holidays [like me, after all], then serenity for the future...
     
    • snes
      4 mar 20
      But Christmas is beautiful!
    • Bubi
      4 mar 20
      So, since it's almost time, Happy Easter... Beautiful
  • Falloppio
    30 mar 19
    Is it nice to have *power*?
     
    • nes
      30 mar 19
      *OUT OF YOUR MIND*
    • nes
      30 mar 19
      Damn, it's such a hassle.
    • G
      4 apr 19
      FROM MATTI
  • Brahms
    15 sep 17
    No, look, I really think the early Oasis were the best band in the world. They reached their peak with the compilation "The Masterplan," but there are also masterpieces in the later Oasis albums.
     
    • perfect element
      15 sep 17
      For God's sake....by the way, the verb "to think" takes the subjunctive.
    • IlConte
      15 sep 17
      Hahahahahahahaha, I'm dying. But then Brahms, who were you talking to?! Did you dream of nes?!
    • nes
      19 sep 17
      Sure...
    • MrDaveBoy73
      2 jun 19
      the best band in the world ???, yes the first album is really nice, the second one is a bit less good, then that’s it.- I loved "Heaten Chemistry" but for personal reasons, I acknowledge that it’s not a masterpiece, the best band in the world has been -the smiths.-
    • MrDaveBoy73
      2 jun 19
      masterpieces ??? masterpieces means that they should be taken as an example to create other albums .... I listen to them, they are good enough .... and I archive them ..... not to say "directement dans la poubelle" excuse my French .........
    • MrDaveBoy73
      2 jun 19
      "I listen" excuse me, but how do you modify the comments???
    • MrDaveBoy73
      10 dec 19
      and then as @[perfect element] says "siano stati", and anyway it's not true. Selon moi.
  • relminer
    7 sep 17
    I’ll break your back and bend it until you’re sucking your own dick 😉
     
    • nes
      7 sep 17
      you don’t have to break it, just ask me to tie my shoes.
  • relminer
    5 sep 17
    big son of a bitch, do you think you're funny? you're just a big asshole.
     
    • nes
      5 sep 17
      Nice? To you? And why on earth??? Ah, no… You think I'm an asshole, thank goodness. Thanks and see you next time.
    • MrDaveBoy73
      2 jun 19
      Why?? I wake up and found a comment where you say I write "bullshit," I'm already not standing.... à la prochaine.
  • sergio60
    7 aug 17
    And once the monkey has typed on the machine, what do you do with it?
     
    • nes
      7 aug 17
      The Unbearable Monkey Theorem (Italian: Teorema della scimmia instancabile) is a concept in probability theory that states that a monkey randomly typing on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually produce any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. The theorem is often used to illustrate the idea of infinity and the concept of random chance, highlighting how the infinite can produce what seems impossible.

      The thought experiment emphasizes the distinction between random sequences and ordered sequences, with implications in various fields such as mathematics, literature, and philosophy. In a finite amount of time, the likelihood of a monkey accidentally typing a coherent text is virtually nil, but with infinite time, the probabilities shift dramatically.

      This paradox serves not only as a reflection on randomness and order but also as a commentary on creation and authorship in the context of the universe's vastness.
  • Foxfire
    3 aug 17
    Richard Benson noticed you too.
     
    • nes
      3 aug 17
      Did he write you the message?
    • Foxfire
      3 aug 17
      It seems to me that it's a video and not a message. Okay, you need an eye doctor.
    • nes
      3 aug 17
      I was talking about this, eagle: "Richard Benson noticed you too."