Le Scimmie
Dromomania

THE REVIEW

DROMOMANIA (500 mg)

COMPOSITION - 10 coated tablets of distorted guitars.

ACTIVE INGREDIENT - Monolith of riffs, minimal and antibacterial power.

EXCIPIENTS - Noise, Doom, dangerously saturated amplifiers.

CATEGORY -  Homeopathic para-pharmaceutical.

HOLDER OF AIC - Musical-pharmaceutical institute Le Scimmie, Vasto (Chieti).

THERAPEUTIC INDICATIONS - Treatment for nostalgia of past times, of raw, chemically pure sounds, born from bending picks and consuming fingertips. From the seventies up to Tool passing through the lush Kyussian age. In a word, Melvins.

CONTRAINDICATIONS - Individuals under 18 with incomplete skeletal development and hypersensitivity to fully instrumental sounds.

PRECAUTIONS FOR USE - Stoner must fit perfectly; it is more a lifestyle than a choice. Therefore, if you go around with cigarette pants and a purple vest, stay away. 

INTERACTIONS - Arid deserts ridden with an old Dodge Gtx. Your backside glued to the broken seat, with the frame sticking out of the foam rubber, pounding your coccyx. Outside, only an ocean of sand, cacti, and coyotes with headphones exclusively listening to the deceased first full album of Slo Burn.

WARNINGS - The fact that Le Scimmie is a guitar-drums duo does not make them similar to the White Stripes at all.

DOSAGE, METHOD, AND TIME OF ADMINISTRATION - Duration and dose depend on the severity of the condition and the musical course of the patient. However, they should not be less than 25 minutes of intensive treatment for 3 weeks and should continue for at least 48/72 hours after the symptoms disappear. It is recommended to swallow the tablets whole, accompanied by intense sips of beer, preferably craft.

OVERDOSE - Uncommon and in any case insignificant. 

UNWANTED EFFECTS - Headache, dizziness, hearing alteration.

WARNING!!!   Keep out of the reach of authors of Italia 1.