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DeRank : 0,09 • DeAge™ : 2920 days

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Movie DeRango™ 11,25

Jonathan Levine

Warm Bodies Smashguy

 This film pretends to teach you something because simply IT DOESN'T.

 If it’s trash you’re looking for, Warm Bodies is surely for you: with its lack of expression, terrible writing, and slapdash gore scenes.

 Read this honest review and decide if Warm Bodies is worth your movie night or just a funny watch with friends!

💬 6
1601
📈 3,80
Movie DeRango™ 0,58

The Warner Brothers

La spada magica - Alla ricerca di Camelot Smashguy

 ‘Those songs seemed so fantastic when they were more bland than boiling chicken broth without Bouillon Cube.’

 ‘This film I loved so much when I was a kid and now watching it again... is really, really, REALLY so full of nonsense that I’ve been tempted several times to stop watching and do something more sensible, like... throwing cans of borlotti beans out the window.’

 Dive into this humorous review and rediscover Quest for Camelot’s nostalgic charm and quirky flaws today!

💬 7
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📈 3,67
Movie DeRango™ -6,00

The Warner Brothers

L'incantesimo del lago Smashguy

 Derek: '...what else is there?' The king of embarrassment, ladies and gentlemen.

 If you want to laugh at Derek’s dumb expressions, I highly recommend it!

 Discover the hilarious flaws of The Swan Princess—watch the goofy prince and nostalgic animation in this cult classic!

💬 4
3064
📈 2,33
Video Game DeRango™ 12,00

Haemimont Games

Imperivm: Le grandi battaglie di Roma Smashguy

 This game is truly inspired by historical facts, places, and characters, which is a significant strength for a game inspired by history itself.

 It represents an educational object concerning history (then they say video games never teach you anything, ignorant are those who even think it!)

 Dive into the epic battles of ancient Rome—play Imperivm and relive historic conquests today!

💬 3
3694
📈 5,00
Video Game DeRango™ 6,00

Mirage Technologies (Multimedia) Ltd.

Rise of the Robots Smashguy

 Rise of the Robots is a hopelessly atrocious game.

 The game’s authors don’t even know what 'fighting game' means.

 Discover why Rise of the Robots is a cautionary gaming tale—read the full review or try it at your own risk!

💬 4
1609
📈 3,67
Movie DeRango™ -9,00

Vídeo Brinquedo

The Little Panda Fighter Smashguy

 The animations are the worst in recent memory, preferring pre-rendered demos of Nintendo 64 games over realism.

 Porn starring sodomized geese is much better than this 200% crap with potatoes.

 Read the full eye-opening review and watch the trailer of this infamous animated knockoff!

💬 5
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📈 2,00
Movie DeRango™ 6,00

Dingo Pictures

Hercules il Figlio degli Dei Smashguy

 THIS IS THE WORST ANIMATED FILM EVER CREATED IN HISTORY!!!

 That’s the charm of trash like Dingo Pictures.

 Watch this hilariously bad animated Hercules and join the cult of Dingo Pictures’ trash cinema!

💬 2
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📈 4,50