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Loreena McKennitt The Wind That Shakes The Barley

7 mar 11

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Sympathy? I’m "stories of life lived by a young, acne-ridden metalhead," quite the opposite of sympathetic: find one who’ll give it up if you play her The Eternal Champion: Us young metallers of the 90s were prepared for long hair, band t-shirts, combat boots, studs, Odin, and leather jackets even in August, etc... But no one, and I emphasize no one, prepared us for an adolescence of jerking off. Probably things changed later, metal became more popular among the youth, and maybe in the 2000s it was even possible to hook up with "The Sound of Perseverance" as the soundtrack, without having to resort to tricks like Loreena McKennitt.

Loreena McKennitt The Wind That Shakes The Barley

7 mar 11

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"She is one of those stars that always shine, radiant, eternal, romantic." To me, she has always seemed like one that lasts 4 minutes: you listen to one of her songs and are transported to a land of dreams, but unfortunately, by the end of the song, you’re already feeling crushed. Good for playlists or, as they used to be called, mixtapes: "Here love, I made you a mixtape. It’s filled with metal ballads from 'Fading Hours' by Rage to 'Noldor' by Blind Guardian. These are metal songs for warm hearts. Ah! It's true: the first one I put on side A is by Loreena McKennitt, it’s not metal but still very moving." Haven't you ever uttered this phrase? I’m sorry, I’m really sorry.

Jay Lee Zombie Strippers

7 mar 11

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thank you

CapaRezza Il Sogno Eretico

6 mar 11

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Caparezza, you don't despise him because he’s the only one of his kind in Italy who knows how to say things differently from: "cocaine is bad / and I can say it because I live on the street / among criminal friends and misery I've lived my life / I do ugly, I’ll break you / I’m cool, I got the cash / I’m getting high, I, I, I, I..." Oh, but there's also Frankie Hi-NRG, and he’s actually better than Caparezza... Anyway, the underlying concept remains the same. I haven't listened to the album yet, but Caparezza's last CD was fun. Commercial like few but super entertaining.

Jay Lee Zombie Strippers

6 mar 11

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"Ping pong balls are already seen in 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'." "Yes, but there are no zombies (even though the Agent Smith drag queen is priceless: for those who want links and haven't seen 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert', this is Agent Smith:

and this is the Agent Smith drag queen:

@sfascia: I would quickly add the genre garbage in your place. Imagine how great it would be to review movies like Sharktopus or Fist of the North Star: or Dead Snow: immediately categorizing them into a genre without having to say they are trash, self-referential, violent, etc... Just place that "garbage" among the degenerates, and the next review I’ll give you will be Bitch Slap (genres: garbage, melodic death metal): For the joy of punny and Isis."

Jay Lee Zombie Strippers

5 mar 11

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"I will never watch this movie, but after reading this review, it's as if I have." Oh no, well, I'm sorry, but it's just not the same thing...

Ghost Opus Eponymous

5 mar 11

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"or did you mistakenly write blue oyster cult 3 times." why did I write "3 times"? Seriously, why the hell did I write "3 times"?

Ghost Opus Eponymous

5 mar 11

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(If it wasn't clear, the message above was a compliment to the reviewer)

Ghost Opus Eponymous

5 mar 11

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blue oyster cult??? There are two possibilities: either I don't remember a damn thing about this cd (which isn't unlikely) or you misspelled blue oyster cult three times. I remember it as a black/doom album. However, I'm sure of one thing: I thought it was terrible. The review, on the other hand, is quite entertaining, even though I disagree with every single line.