nes Banned

"...and why Jo Donatello not? " I don't know? The only Donatello I know was a ninja turtle.

Yes, with the difference that the RHCP are a pleasure to listen to.

I HAVE MAX CADY'S STORY!!!!!!!!! Max, forgive me, but I haven't read it all the way to this point (end of the first page) "Long readings kept me company during the dark and endless nights: among my favorites were those of the best English and American poets. I can still count among my favorites today Prometheus Unbound by the Englishman P. B. Shelley, Ode to a Nightingale and Ode on a Grecian Urn by his compatriot J. Keats; The Raven, The Manuscript Found in a Bottle, Eleonora by E. A. Poe; I reread the pages of Solzhenitsyn and Mayakovsky that I had already read, until I memorized them; I studied the great German idealists, in their dusty, bound volumes; my shelf was not lacking in French classics like Baudelaire and Verlaine, Germans like Paracelsus and Kafka, and the Italian stilnovisti and decadenti." I was taken aback. I wonder why 15-year-olds always drop the same 4 names when they want to sound smart: Poe, Solzhenitsyn, Shelley, Baudelaire, Verlaine... (for the record, Max, you say you despise those who do drugs and then you even cite Poe and company in your "stories"?).///"Up there I told Nes that I had replied to you about the hemlock thing, 'I don’t drink herbal teas,' 'Look, the one who is destroyed after that sentence is you... no one fell for it, we all understood well: you don’t know what the hell hemlock is. It's a bit like not knowing what the guillotine is, nothing serious, don't worry, but it means you have no idea who Socrates is, and yet you start your little story that you sent me with a quote from Hegel... so you’re a jerk who writes random sentences (always, not just here). Anyway, my computer takes ten minutes to open this page. I bid you farewell. Max, browse around the site a bit, because if you stay here I’ll miss all the fun. Take care, Roby, and don’t bite your nails ImageShack - Image Page

You're right, I made a mistake and obviously confused you. I'm trying to be clear and avoid errors: my email is the one written in comment 194: ppopcorn@hotmail.it, spelled without "shooter" at the end and with 2 p's at the beginning. There's no need for you to give me your email, just send the story to that address. Since you offered to give me your email so I could read it, you piqued my curiosity. Good night. I hope to read this "grotto-science fiction story set in New Zealand" tomorrow. I still don't understand what herbal teas have to do with hemlock.

And what does hemlock have to do with herbal teas, excuse me? Yes, that's my email. I'll write it again: ppopcornshooter@hotmail.it (are you throwing the stone and then withdrawing your hand? Again???)

ppopcorn@hotmail.it (joke about herbal teas? Still with these herbal teas??? Why do you have it in for herbal teas?)

Max, I'm leaving you for just an hour and when I come back, you're letting yourself get mocked by caz, coglionazzo, roky marciano? Can't you avoid being called an idiot? "You think you're so cool, you Italians, huh?" But look, the world doesn't think like you do (thank God). There are people who do things for the pleasure of doing them and not to show off their confidence at all costs (which, by the way, is typical of insecure people). /// brief comic interlude <<<coglionazzo to max: "Have you ever tried hemlock?" Max's witty response: "I don't drink herbal teas.">>> My God... Socrates means nothing to you, right? /// "How many times have you won a national award for writing a grotto-science fiction story set in New Zealand, huh, Mr. Charlie's Angels?" Did you win it??? Cool!!! Bring it out so we can have a laugh! Maybe we'll give it to De Lorenzo to review... I think he's the one who reviewed Bondi's poetry book. /// "So, Nessuno? Shall we start over? Or did my last comment slip by you?" Start over what? The game where you beg people to mock you because you're an idiot? Just so you know, it never stopped.

no max it hasn’t escaped, it just takes 5 minutes to post a comment on this page. I’ll check back in about an hour.

"I keep doing it every day, you’re the only one who doesn’t notice." To be honest, it’s been 20 days that you’ve been acted like an idiot to everyone you talk to. In my opinion, people couldn’t care less about what I say: they’re too busy seeing what other nonsense you’ll come up with in the next message. /// "I fear no one." This phrase indicates two issues: the first is stupidity, the second is your relationship with sex: you play too much at being a macho macho man, often it’s a problem of latent homosexuality. I have nothing against it, and I hope you feel the same way. /// "I believe I am definitely one of the three or four smartest, sharpest, and best-prepared people on the site. Without false modesty." Yeah, okay, but "preparati" is spelled with two Rs, not three... Preparratissimo, both in Italian and in post rock. Go Max. Make us laugh!!!!

"But are you really convinced, Nes?" About what? That the whole site considers you dumber than a lobotomized cow? Yes. You convinced us, you idiot; you really put in the effort, rolled up your sleeves, and in the end, you succeeded. Congratulations, goal achieved; if I were your professor, I'd give you a 30, just for the effort.