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Francesco Guccini L'ultima Thule

1 dec 12

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Beautiful. Sooner or later, everyone reaches the moment to stop and be silent, listening to time. Being able to stay quiet before starting to say bullshit is not for everyone. Chapeau, from start to finish. Great.

Béla Tarr A Torinói Ló

30 nov 12

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Okay, I just read briefly that there’s a coachman and a daughter among the main characters... Either it’s a remake of what I “saw” (who the hell makes a remake of a movie like that?) or it’s him. Five, if only for taking one thought off my mind.

Béla Tarr A Torinói Ló

30 nov 12

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Sorry, is there a scene where they take a horse out of the stable, attach a cart to it, and the horse doesn't move? Is it a single take of about 15 minutes? If so, I've seen a couple of scenes (half an hour) on fuoriorario this summer. It intrigued me because in the information available on digital terrestrial TV, I read that the protagonist, God knows how and especially which, was Nietzsche. But at 4 AM, it was an absolutely unwatchable film; I watched two scenes for a total duration of 30 minutes and 2 lines of subtitles. If it’s him, thanks, I can catch up now; if it’s not him: never mind. PS: I stopped at the second paragraph: if it’s the film I think it is, I prefer to watch it "virgin."

Francesco Guccini L'ultima Thule

30 nov 12

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On the record: I haven’t heard it yet, but now I know what to get my father for Christmas. The review: You're too much of a fan. The first part, despite its “lack of originality”, still deserves a 5 with a backflip and a one-handed vertical takeoff. Kudos! The second part (when you analyze the song) drags on a bit too much; you say things that can be felt, but it almost feels like a personal conversation between you and yourself. Honestly, I couldn't make it to the end. As for the ones I adore, I prefer not to review them to avoid writing things that I feel a lot but that only matter to me (I don't know, I’m just saying this casually; you obviously do what you prefer). I'm still very close to you: all my heroes are dead too.

Gareth Edwards Monsters

30 nov 12

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I don't agree with everything... Monsters is a film where the aliens really have very little to do with it. If they had replaced them with a group of revolutionaries or an epidemic, the result would have remained unchanged. From my point of view, E.T. and The Road don't have a thing to do with it, and the combination of "Cloverfield/District Nine" can just do nothing about it. Edwards is someone who mainly worked on special effects for the BBC; here, if I remember correctly, he's the director, screenwriter, editor, and responsible for the special effects (maybe even the cinematography). When they say a complete author... In case it wasn't clear, I found this film absolutely mind-blowing, from the set designs to the atmosphere it makes you breathe in. The aliens are ugly, but who cares, they're there for 40 seconds. P.S.: Have you watched it again by any chance? Check out the first 2 minutes. Seriously, watch them again: super surprise with a tear.

Thomas Vinterberg Il sospetto

29 nov 12

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but that's one eye!!! 5

The Hard-Ons Girl In The Sweater

29 nov 12

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Now the cover is okay. I preferred it before, more true. I’ve never heard of them.

Eugenio Montale Ossi di seppia

29 nov 12

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Well done, it’s so beautiful that I can afford to tell you that that “in fact” in the second paragraph sucks. For the rest, it’s perfect. I should also say something about Montale, but that would be obvious; I prefer to skip it and come off as the ignorant person I am.

The Chameleons Strange Times

28 nov 12

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It would be 4, but there are some ratings given randomly, so let's even it out and give it a 5. They are too ruoooooooOk and too little pissipissi for my taste.

5 Domande a Ares Tavolazzi Area International Popular Group

28 nov 12

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But "5" doesn't mean "five"? Good job, Tavolazzi, who answered you kindly when you asked if without a singer they were incomplete... I would have slammed the phone down on you. I didn't understand that one about "gli area riscuotono successo tra i giovani," and I bet Ares didn't either.