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Blue Sky Black Death Noir

3 jan 13

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stunning review, I had found the CD on Bandcamp but it made me feel lousy.

La Perla Irregular América

2 jan 13

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I want a penny for every debaser user that ends up on Bandcamp. I know the album by listening to it and I don't like it (but it's not my genre). The review is very amusing.

The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico

2 jan 13

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We biba there are a lot of people trying to contact you (even people who, like you, think it's not a good record) how come you only respond to those who say you're a fake? Dumbass, let this fake circulate. Damn it, and I was really hoping that there would be someone so ahead to seriously write such a review. You are the disappointment fake of 2013, first you make me dream and then you disappear before the big moment. Premature ejaculation.

Ministry Rio Grande Blood

2 jan 13

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fouralsofuckingthat!

Ministry Rio Grande Blood

2 jan 13

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Sisì: eeeeee the real ministry is elsewhere, eeeeee this is too medal (which doesn't mean it doesn't have industrial sounds, as if I were at the Fiat factory in 1927), eeeeeeee... And stop, I don't see what other critiques can be made. Then, "critiques"... perhaps that's not even the most suitable term. As far as I'm concerned, it's the third coolest album of the band, and I don't care about the rest, and the myriad of reviewers who labeled it as a tired album didn't go beyond the cover. Seriously, it's an album that grinds stones right from the first track One of my "medium raised, 'fuck off' in your mouth, and punches to everyone" favorites. Four is more than enough. Have they done better? I believe so: they are ministry, not Spandau Ballet or Duran Duran.

John Carpenter In The Mouth of Madness - Il Seme Della Follia

1 jan 13

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Seen just once, it washed off me rather quickly. One of the carpenters I appreciated the least. And, objectively, carpenter has really done much better stuff throughout his career.

The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico

30 dec 12

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"Intrigued by all the stars (I mean those from both 'professional' and non-professional reviews) surrounding this album, I decided to listen to it on YouTube. "I stopped reading here: if you're a fake, welcome, but we didn't need you; if you're serious, thanks for the review, but maybe it's better if you talk about things you know better. Perhaps something you own that you've been listening to for a long time and that you know well. Not having this record (like it or not) and talking about it is criminal. And it has nothing to do with the (absolutely valid) point of: listen first, then buy. Not having this record is a bit like not having the Divine Comedy or a dictionary on your shelf: you can not have the Divine Comedy on your shelf, but maybe it's best not to write about it, and you can not have a dictionary at home, but it's better not to mention it around."

Paolo Catena Quadrimusicali

30 dec 12

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Yes, okay, memento 5 regardless, review on chain five regardless... but: where the hell do I find the works under the name Paolo Catena??? Reconstructing the discography of the guy from Pesaro is enough to give you hives.

Raffaele Morelli La felicità è dentro di te

30 dec 12

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I don't understand? Why did you read it? Did you find it under the tree? Okay, but Santa Claus doesn’t let the Befana know to bring you only coal if you don’t read the books he brings you...

Mark Andrews & Brenda Chapman Ribelle - The Brave

29 dec 12

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Saw it yesterday. I liked: the protagonist's hair and the little brothers' (everyone else seems half-baked, like they've come out of a DreamWorks studio... why, oh why???), the expressions of the mother bear, the backgrounds. What I didn't like: everything else. There was talk of heavy Disney intervention, I was expecting something like Ratatouille, but instead it feels much more like Aladdin, with the difference that Aladdin is beautiful and tells a story that is definitely less "small." Major disappointment. P.S. The DVD includes the short "La Luna," it may not be the best Pixar short but in 6 minutes it outshines The Brave and makes it feel heavy. P.P.S.: A random episode of Gilmore Girls is definitely better, or at least, less pretentious. Last P.P.P.S.: I’ve never seen Japan in it—but I don’t worship Miyazaki enough to memorize everything about him, so I trust you—and, what matters most to me, it’s certainly not the visually most beautiful film from Pixar (another absurd thing, considering that since it was born, every new work has been a delight for the eyes that pulverized the competition and stood four notches above its predecessor). After almost 20 years, it was normal for Pixar to miss a shot too (oh dear, even A Bug's Life didn't impress me that much).