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James Cameron Aliens

24 jan 13

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"Go fuck yourself." "From you? Anywhere and anytime."

Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained

23 jan 13

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I wanted to say something a bit smug to everyone too: you can’t expect to talk about cinema if you only understand a little bit, quoting Corbucci’s Django, when you completely miss the references to Gone with the Wind... it just doesn’t work, does it? You quote too much Tarantino? When he references the most famous film in the history of cinema, you don’t even realize it, so let him quote, goats.

Béla Tarr Le armonie di Werckmeister

23 jan 13

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I thank you for the service rendered, sign of recovery, and when I find the time to dedicate to engaged cinema, I will also read the review. 5 in the dark of esteem.

Sergio Caputo Un sabato italiano

21 jan 13

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"The strange ones are you." It's true, but why do strange people live perfectly well like that, and normal people have to emphasize their normality? Could it be that I live better than you? Nice page. Sergio Caputo, I've never heard of him, Sergio Caputo the Neapolitan math teacher who teaches in Milan was my teacher for 3 years, he failed me once and made me take the recovery course twice. But he was brilliant, it was a pleasure to listen to him as he explained equations and the formulas of parabolas standing at the blackboard, with the air of someone who knows he’s doing something really well for people who aren’t even listening and are quiet just because they’re scared in front of such a competent authority. But he continues undeterred, doing what he knows how to do, and he does it exceptionally well. You find professors like that three times in a lifetime (and I repeat: he always tried to fail me, and unfortunately, I didn’t learn anything from him except that respect is earned through professionalism). He will never read this page, but I wanted to write it down somewhere. Five stars for the album because every time I see a cover of Sergio Caputo, I think of a serious person, truly serious. Sorry, Cavalli, if I went a little off-topic, but as you rightly said, I am strange.

Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained

19 jan 13

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In my opinion, the underlying problem is that for certain people, Tarantino has to be the "genius" (genius of what? Cool, rock, "cursed," but I wouldn't call him a genius) of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. If it isn't that, it's not good enough... (anyway, just to be a pain in the ass, Jackie Brown neither fits the early Tarantino nor the more goofy Tarantino. It's not even one of his best films, and I say this with the presumption of being right, forgive me). Anyway, I just watched the movie; for a Tarantino film, it's a 4 for me, and for a film from 2012, it becomes a 27, minimum. "the referentiality feels stale." I don’t know... for those films that interest me regardless, I don’t watch the trailers. So when I got home today and finally watched it, I discovered that it was actually something already known, but when I saw Franco Nero and heard his line, I had to hold back from standing up with my arms raised. What am I saying, four? Five, since I’m not an impartial judge; I'm a fan. The review is nonetheless written like a god, my heartfelt compliments.

Rapoon The Kirghiz Light

18 jan 13

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I have time frost, it doesn’t drive me crazy. But if I remember correctly, that’s a drone ambient record, so I think we’re in completely different territories here.

Roger Waters Radio Kaos

17 jan 13

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"I'll write this 'praise' for Roger Waters putting aside the fact that he's the author of Ummagumma, Atom, Dark Side, Wish, A Saucerful, The Wall, Animals, and many other things." I stopped here: no offense, but "shitting on" Pink Floyd has been tiresome for quite a few decades. Writing a tribute to Waters while distancing oneself from his most important works borders on ridiculous. Seriously: enough. I repeat, I haven't read anything else; maybe the review is wonderful, I don't doubt it, but that opening line made my balls drop (and I'm not even a Floyd fan; I've not even listened to half of the albums mentioned).

Can The Lost Tapes

16 jan 13

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I didn't even know this stuff had come out, I just saw the track list, a bubbling of jam that would make you go down with diabetes. I'll pick it up in 3 weeks and listen to it in 3 years, but wow.

Christopher McQuarrie Jack Reacher

14 jan 13

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I don't understand: you're talking about an ironic film filled with impactful jokes, discussions about clichés, and a finale (if I understood correctly) like "and they all lived happily ever after"; and you give it a good rating. Sorry, but reading it like this makes it sound like a properly done action film (it's an action film, who cares how the actors perform). Anyway, a friend of mine who loves watching rubbish and passing it off as chocolate thought it was amazing (his favorite movie is Days of Thunder [urgent note: just having Days of Thunder as your favorite film is a clear sign of serious difficulties in approaching cinema]). Maybe the pair of actors moved him… But the fact remains that every time he tells me “watch it, it’s cool,” I end up flagellating my optical bulbs with chili spray in front of original films that are as ridiculous as shit, as plausible as the famous million jobs, and as satisfying as a dinner of radishes. Until it’s available on DivX, I don’t think I’ll give it a glance.

Tank Honour & Blood

12 jan 13

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diosanto keeps reviewing that here, among the fucking prog for wannabe intellectuals and other bullshit like popfolk, we end up listening to only crappy music. last year's prog wave has cut Deb's tendons, now it's all limping. You patch them up with some good metal! (Maybe something a bit less outdated, something that could interest me, whatever, do what you want. I already care about you, but beware if you threaten to leave again. ps: synthesis is a skill not to be underestimated and, above all, to be practiced. PPS: never heard of them and I couldn't care less, but at least it's not the umpteenth fucking band of fucked-up people making fucked-up music for a fucked-up audience, it's just metal.