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Christopher Nolan Batman - The Dark Knight Rises
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Do we need to laugh because you reviewed a film different from the one you mention in the title? Do we need to laugh because: "The story is not so far from reality: sixty years ago, Europe, to beat the German joker, perhaps asked for help from the dark knight called the USA?" Or should we laugh because reading you reveals that, deep down, our lives could have been worse? The film (the second Batman, the one you're talking about) is beautiful; it may not be a superhero movie, but it’s beautiful. Among gangster films, it’s better than The Departed (which is crap, let’s face it). I realize that taking shots at Scorsese, who seems tired and lackluster these days, is a bit like dropping a one-star rating on your reviews, but today I’m tired and lackluster too and I have no desire to think about a recent gangster movie that measures up to The Dark Knight; there are some, but right now I just can't be bothered to think about it.
Martin Scorsese Taxi Driver
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If you are truly the one from the obscene review on King for a Night, you've come a long way. However, it seems that the community hasn't forgiven you. Nice review. If I can offer a criticism, the next time you create a fake account and talk about Taxi Driver, besides bringing up the term veteran, remember to mention Camus as well. Then it will be perfect. It's a film I prefer not to rate or comment on.
Helloween 7 Sinners
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I'm listening to are you metal... Chilling.
Niki and the Dove Instinct
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Setting aside the fact that certain sounds are not my cup of tea, the ruthless cover alone, halfway between power metal and harmony, would be enough to make me run for the hills.
Of Monsters And Men My Head Is An Animal
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I only know the 2 singles that have music videos circulating. The music seems quite useless and predictable to me, but the videos are among the most beautiful things I've seen this year. They might not mean anything, but they’re really beautiful.
Le Pecheur Medieval Dreams
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But how much I enjoy listening to what you listen to...
ChristianIce Giuseppe Simone ft Andrea Diprè: L'involucro Vaginale
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Laughing at Guiseppe Simone is like laughing at a quadriplegic; you’re mean. As for Di Pre, I don’t know what to say, I’m even surprised to know who he is. I don’t remember either why or how I came to know of his existence. I think it was Sasha Grey's fault. Do us a solid and play us: review Grezzo 2. Thank you in advance.
Terrence Malick To The Wonder
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the tree of life is unwatchable, silvio is the most honest prime minister this country has ever had, maradona didn’t know how to play football and it’s better to stick your dick in a meat grinder than inside megan fox. damn how alternative I am!
Mandator Initial Velocity
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Never heard you play, never heard you mentioned, but from the cover I perfectly understood that 16 years ago I would have loved you to bits, today probably not. Free yourself from the track by track, don’t let yourself be tempted by professionalism (in short, play more with your writings) and may the thrash be with you.
Tim Burton Dark Shadows
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Recovered on Sky because I remembered you spoke well of it. Well done and thank you. Maybe a 4 is excessive, because between werewolves and vengeful ghosts, a bit too much random stuff happens at the end, but it's still a blockbuster as it should be. In the last ten years, I've only had ruthless judgments towards Tim, so for the sake of fairness, I’m happy to round the score up.