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Opeth Pale Communion

9 sep 14

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I didn't know anything about it, I'm listening to cups of eternity now. It's really pissing me off. There are also some symphonic choirs, holy mother (highly recommended for all the cradle of filth fans!). To be blunt: I'd rather pick a random album from the first 5 by dream theater than one of the prog-era opeth. And to hell with the arguments like "oh, but dream fans suck and their 16/16 just masturbate on their instruments" and everything else. It might be true, but it's also true that the track I'm listening to is embarrassing. I mean: these guys have been jerking off to their own name for years and a bunch of idiots keeps praising this crap. The other day I was at the junk food concert, a friend of mine who plays introduced me to a self-proclaimed reviewer, this guy was wearing a church of misery t-shirt, my friend tells me: "you have similar tastes" and the reviewer immediately goes: "do you like Opeth?!" "No, but I like how you dress."

Fabrizio De André Canzoni

5 sep 14

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the bad masters of via della povertà, the "repressed misogyny" in the ballad of blind love, suzanne, interpreted like Cohen (and if you have any doubts, I’ll throw you two pieces after the song of lost love. How beautifully banal, right? But here you underline it and tear it from the roses that, with a sound of vocalizations, I pierce your blood and draw tears from you. Then we’ll place Joan of Arc, and if you’re not crying it’s because instead of a heart I’ve left you a hole that echoes).
The others perhaps aren't worthy of tearing one's hair out given the author and the performer. But for heaven’s sake, if they still made records like that, terms like X Factor or maramaionchi wouldn’t even mean anything to us. And you give them 3 balls? Shame on you!
Now I'll read the review which might be three well-argued balls, but you still should be ashamed, please.

David Guetta Live@Stadio Teghil, Lignano 03.08.2013

3 sep 14

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bend down and be silent.

Sonata Arctica Pariah's Child

3 sep 14

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The lone wolf on the cover was indeed a must for a page like this. You made me feel like I was back in second grade.

Bonnie "Prince" Billy I See A Darkness

30 aug 14

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a decent record from the Madonna.

Jacob Vaughan BAD Milo

30 aug 14

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The first one is because you vote for yourself. At forty years old.

This Age Armageddon

30 aug 14

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Someone who tells me that this is mainstream, with all the goodwill in the world: NO. Someone who thinks new age Deftones, moody Slipknot... Oh, I hope you sound better than you listen. Now I'm going to watch the video.

Ariana Grande My Everything

30 aug 14

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I was just in the mood to jack off, can you send me a link to a video?

VHS Video Cleaner TDK Cleaning Tape

30 aug 14

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I've never cleaned a print head in my life. Great review, but the idea... hehe I remember "Disco Vuoto"... you're awesome.

Jacob Vaughan BAD Milo

30 aug 14

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"a trashy movie with interesting content ideas but poorly executed and messy in form, direction, and... overall. " So you're telling us it's a trash film, which is, well, trash... no kidding. Sorry: I mean, thanks to the ass!