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DeAge™ : 6158 days • Here since 1 august 2009

Foo Fighters Sonic Highways

11 dec 14

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"The song DURANTE 'x' minutes was awful. That 'during' would make Rolling Stones or Kerrang vomit, let alone on a site where music is just a spark to give life to a text... Veiledly, between the lines, it’s written above that debaser isn't enough to become a reviewer or to hope to become one. It also says that your writing could use some work. If you like writing so much, I’d suggest you ditch the fakes and focus more on the 'serious' stuff. This isn’t a place for laughter or outrage; at most (but this page certainly isn’t the case, as far as I can see) you might get a pity grade. Was that what you were aiming for?"

Queens Of The Stone Age ...Like Clockwork

11 dec 14

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good review: I had never heard of "Kerrang" and now I know I can avoid it like the plague, from now on.

Andrew Jackson Jihad / Ghost Mice Goblin's Split

8 dec 14

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"The Andrew Jackson Jihad are the best band of the last decade and this one too, at least for now." and you are silly.

Nintendo Metroid II - Return Of Samus

6 dec 14

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I think it’s my favorite saga. I played the first one on the NES, the other two on an emulator (Metroid, Super Metroid, Metroid Zero Mission, Metroid Fusion—you can find them all online in less than 10 minutes), and the first two "Prime" on GameCube (you won’t find these online, but the titles I mentioned should keep you busy for a reasonable amount of time). To be honest, I never played this one beyond the first 10 minutes because it’s all well and good, but playing a black-and-white game in 2000 (since the color version was never released or at least never translated to "ROM") is a bit excessive. Anyway, five. And it’s not based on trust; it’s because I know it’s a damn good game. And I know it not because I read it, but because just picking up any two Metroids will confirm that it’s a saga branded with the highest marks (oh my, I’ve heard some bad things about a Metroid, actually). As for your review, you’re right when you talk about the atmosphere of the planet, but you should have included ten paragraphs about the soundtrack, which, like in all the chapters, does 50% of the work. So we’ll place it here. P.S.: But could you save? In the first one on the NES, no, and I don’t think anyone ever finished it "legally."

Jim Mickle We Are What We Are

6 dec 14

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I don't remember where (probably the 400 kicks) I read (not well: more than that) about the Mexican movie. I searched for it in vain for years until I forgot about it, and I have never seen it. I don't even mind Mickle too much: Stakeland had some decent moments overall, he brought Lansdale to the big screen this year, and next year he should be doing the... I'm scared just to say it... "THE HAP AND LEONARD TV SERIES"... Well, I don’t know if I’ll ever watch it, but Mickle definitely makes me feel sympathetic. But enough is enough, seriously, let’s stop remaking stuff that’s less than 25 years old. Even from the UK, they're coming up with this crap now. Anyway, thanks for reminding me: I'll check to see if I can recover the movie in its spicy and bean-filled version through torrents.

Francis Ford Coppola Twixt

5 dec 14

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Saw it yesterday. What the hell happened to Coppola??? I understand the need for atonement, but this thing is undoubtedly Francis's "ghosts from Mars."

AC/DC Rock Or Bust

3 dec 14

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they're pulling your leg with an album identical to all its predecessors, lasting less than 40 minutes, and you have the courage to give it 4 stars and speak well of it? For god's sake, I won't write anything about "the clarity" because if I did, I'd have to cover Cisneros in shit... Are you a fan or do you want to sleep with the members (and the pun I don't even know how casual it is)?

The Hornet's CAOS MELODICO #2

3 dec 14

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I heard Mr. John. Self-produced or not, he is promoting something that sounds great and sings with the same professionalism with which this review is written.

XTRMST XTRMST

29 nov 14

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It's a shame you're talking about music that I couldn't care less about. Well, actually, "thank goodness": it's nice to see that deb is still deb.

Unanimated In the Forest of the Dreaming Dead

27 nov 14

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The only thing I can say about the genre now is: how damn awesome is Stanne... It's stuff I haven't listened to since before year zero, but Stanne is amazing. Or at least, he was.