Nothing. Absolutely nothing can be salvaged.

 Avoid it like a day when it rains diarrhea.

The reviewer deeply regrets renting Kevin Munroe's Dylan Dog movie, describing it as a complete disaster. They criticize the direction, acting, and special effects, finding no redeeming qualities. References to the original comic are seen as random and out of place. Overall, it is advised to avoid the film at all costs. Read the full review and skip this disappointing Dylan Dog movie!

 Lady Gaga is a progressive force; an antidote to corruption, justice that no longer rests on a mere code but elevates itself.

 Born this way opens the doors of the future for us. If you have a shred of courage left, climb on board towards the new world.

Lady Gaga's Born This Way is hailed as a revolutionary album that transcends pop music clichés. It embodies progressivism, freedom of expression, and cultural significance beyond its commercial wrapping. The album is praised for its charisma, sound, and historical importance, marking a new era in music and society. Listeners are invited to embrace the future shaped by Gaga's bold vision. Explore the groundbreaking sounds and bold messages of Lady Gaga's Born This Way—join the musical revolution today!

 Normal people are the true surrealism of form because their lives are truly surreal.

 If she can’t have the metro, she’ll have the blujeanz. And the cops with whistles are the bad guys.

This review highlights the unique surrealism of normal life portrayed in Raymond Queneau's 'Zazie Nel Metro.' The novel contrasts youthful dreams with the absurd reality of Paris in 1959, blending humor and insight. The surreal caricatures of adults entwine with Zazie's archaic youth, making the story both complex and relatable. The reviewer connects this world to Tati's films, emphasizing the humanity hidden beneath the city's surface. Dive into the surreal world of Zazie Nel Metro and experience a unique blend of humor, youth, and reality in Queneau's classic novel.

 What an amazing album!

This review praises Cannabis Corpse's album Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise as an amazing work. It highlights the album's impact and delivers a perfect 5-star rating. The review is brief but emphatic in its admiration. Listen now to Cannabis Corpse's Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise and experience metal at its finest!

 The album seamlessly continues the dialogue started by the Roxy of the second period.

 An aging wolf is still able to bite and the experience of a veteran can give style lessons to many young upstarts.

Olympia reaffirms Bryan Ferry's talent as a solo artist with a classy, playful art-pop album. Featuring notable collaborations, the record flows smoothly and elegantly. While it may not break new ground, it showcases Ferry's enduring style and wit. The album continues the sophisticated legacy of Roxy Music's later period and offers fans a refined listening experience. Discover the timeless charm and elegant wit of Bryan Ferry's Olympia – listen now and experience classic art-pop sophistication!

 Few other bands can boast such a daring blend of experimentation and melody search that captivates at first listen.

 A perfect soundtrack for your dandy evenings in which to sink into excess and perdition.

Roxy Music's Siren offers a refined mix of art-pop that combines rock, jazz, prog, and electronics with glamour and irony. Though often overlooked compared to the band's best works, the album delivers elegant and enjoyable songs that stand out in quality against many modern releases. It represents a transitional phase towards a more canonical but still distinctive sound. Siren is perfect for stylish, indulgent listening experiences. Discover the refined charm of Roxy Music's Siren—listen now and immerse yourself in elegant art-rock!

 "Borderland possesses an impressive visual and communicative strength, enriched by gems like the majestic acoustic ballad 'A Touch Of Evil'."

 "'The Santa Fe At Midnight' is one of the highest peaks of Tom Russell’s repertoire: a true poem with nocturnal melody and epic chorus."

Borderland is a powerful concept album by Tom Russell focusing on the US-Mexico border, blending Tex-Mex sounds with deeply emotional ballads. The album stands as one of Russell's essential works, showcasing his matured voice and storytelling prowess. Notable tracks like 'A Touch Of Evil' and 'The Santa Fe At Midnight' highlight the album's broad emotional range. It reflects both contemplative and energetic moments, making it a significant artistic achievement in Russell's career. Listen to Tom Russell's Borderland and experience the vivid tales and evocative sounds of the Mexico-US border.

 The perfume has a persuasive power more compelling than words, appearance, feelings, and will...it penetrates us as the air we breathe penetrates our lungs, fills us, dominates us entirely, there is no way to resist it.

 Tykwer is nonetheless to be applauded for his courage in tackling Suskind and above all for bringing European cinema back to a certain filmic/literary level.

Tom Tykwer's film adaptation of Patrick Suskind's Perfume tackles the complex challenge of representing the sense of smell on screen. The film balances drama and thriller elements with a strong performance by Ben Whishaw. Despite its faithful approach and impressive reconstruction of settings, the movie struggles with length and engagement, making it a partially successful yet worth-seeing work. Discover the bold cinematic journey of Perfume – watch the film and dive into a unique sensory story.

 The album bears the fitting name Wings Of Antichrist which unmistakably hints at the musical temperament manifested: pure assault black metal, hyper-violent and blasphemous.

 A band trapped in the usual cage of true black, a cage, however, in which they felt at ease.

Triumphator’s 1999 album Wings of Antichrist delivers a pure and ferocious black metal experience rooted firmly in Swedish tradition. Despite its clichés and limitations, it impresses with sharp guitars, raw vocals, and above-average production. The band’s brief existence and reliance on session musicians did not hinder a solid performance. Bonus tracks on the reissue show promise for more mature songwriting. Ideal for fans of classic black metal. Discover the fierce intensity of Triumphator’s Wings of Antichrist—listen now and explore Swedish black metal’s uncompromising edge.

 Nick Mason did something that his illustrious companions never did: he was the only one to write a book about the band.

 The finished record is more a diary of a certain period of my life than an objectively assessable musical work.

Inside Out offers an in-depth look at Pink Floyd through drummer Nick Mason’s eyes. The book balances personal biography and band history, filled with anecdotes, internal dynamics, and memorable moments spanning decades. Mason provides a candid and humorous narrative rather than a musical critique. Fans will find unique insights and lesser-known stories complemented by photos and a timeline. Dive into Nick Mason’s unique Pink Floyd memoir and discover the untold stories behind the legendary band’s rise and legacy.

 Ben Drew is also a nice person, not a one-night stand kind of guy, and he seems to know me very well.

 He knows he hits the mark if he adds some “spectorian” string work in the orchestral arrangements.

The review conveys a personal and emotional connection with Plan B's album, appreciating its blend of soulful vocals and rap elements. It highlights influences from iconic artists and praises the thoughtful orchestral arrangements. Although the reviewer took time to appreciate the album, the final impression is decidedly positive, recommending multiple listens. Dive into Plan B’s soulful journey in The Defamation of Strickland Banks—listen now and experience the fusion of rap and soul.

 The real masterpiece of the album in my opinion is 'T'Insegnerò', which is a real poetry from this great master of life.

 This album is absolutely not a masterpiece but it is still worth listening to as every single album by Giuseppe.

Povia's album 'I bambini fanno ooh' delivers catchy tunes and meaningful lyrics. The reviewer highlights 'T'Insegnerò' as a poetic masterpiece. While not a masterpiece overall, the album remains enjoyable and worth listening to. It continues Povia's tradition of creating memorable hits with thoughtful messages. Explore Povia's charming album filled with catchy tunes and heartfelt poetry – listen now!

 Silence can fill with impressions, like a glass overflowing with frozen mist, until it cracks slightly when a whisper meets the resistance of the crystal.

 Machines dormant for centuries come back to life in synth chokes on 'Past The Beginning Of The End', the acoustic guitar approaches from afar, under unrelenting percussion.

The review praises Trentemøller's album 'Into The Great Wide Yonder' for its atmospheric and intricate blend of minimal electronic beats and spectral synths. Tracks like 'The Mash And The Fury' and 'Sycamore Feeling' showcase a mix of synthetic and acoustic elements, with standout vocals by Marie Fisker. The album combines industrial, electro-folk, and ambient influences, drawing subtle comparisons to Depeche Mode remixes. Overall, it's a captivating and richly textured audio experience. Listen to Trentemøller's 'Into The Great Wide Yonder' and experience a mesmerizing blend of electronic and acoustic soundscapes!

 How do you explain surf music? With this guitar.

 At 74 years old this gentleman still has an impressive punch, imagine what he could do back then.

Dick Dale's 1962 album 'Surfer's Choice' is revered as the birth of surf music, showcasing his revolutionary guitar tone and energetic sound. The review highlights key tracks like Misirlou and Surf Beat, praising Dale's enduring influence and technical skill. A remastered edition with bonus tracks enhances the original material. This work remains a vital reference for guitarists and surf music enthusiasts. Dive into the roots of surf rock with Dick Dale's iconic 'Surfer's Choice' and experience the legendary guitar tone that started it all!

 The good Claudio Lolli offers us a language more vulgar and much clearer compared to his more famous friends and colleagues.

 Claudio Lolli thus paves the way for his subsequent works, touching in my opinion, such a high point only in 1976 with the album "Ho visto anche degli zingari felici."

Claudio Lolli's 'Aspettando Godot' stands out among 1970s Italian singer-songwriter albums for its direct, clear lyrics and profound themes inspired by Beckett's existentialism. The album explores anxiety, urban alienation, and social critique with emotional depth and avoid excessive musical complexity. Lolli's career, aided by Francesco Guccini, paved the way for later works, though he remains underappreciated despite his consistency and socio-cultural contributions. This album is a vital piece for those interested in poetic, reflective songwriting from that era. Explore Claudio Lolli's 'Aspettando Godot'—immerse yourself in heartfelt 70s songwriting that blends poetry, social insight, and timeless emotion.

 The Corsair Vinicio sings, plays, and thrashes about for almost three hours, like possessed by King Poseidon.

 We are indeed sweetly lost at sea in this ocean.

Vinicio Capossela’s live performance at Lungomare Calasetta evokes a vivid seafaring adventure. Despite initial hesitation, the reviewer admires the passionate energy and commanding presence that drives the show. The concert is filled with rich nautical imagery, powerful musical moments, and theatrical intensity. The overall rating is moderate, reflecting a compelling yet imperfect experience. Dive into Vinicio Capossela’s live voyage and experience this captivating musical odyssey today!

 Jimmy Page delivers one of his most incisive riffs and an excellent solo; Robert Plant’s outstanding vocal performance imparts an almost epic tone.

 'All My Love' is probably the emotional peak of the album, a poignant tribute to Plant’s late son, with impactful music by John Paul Jones.

This review examines Led Zeppelin's 1979 album 'In Through the Out Door' during a difficult period for the band. The album showcases a shift toward synthesizers and progressive rock influences, blending classic Zeppelin with pop elements. Highlights include the powerful opening track and emotional tribute 'All My Love,' though some songs receive criticism. Overall, the album reflects an evolving sound and emotional depth. Discover Led Zeppelin’s unique 1979 evolution—listen to 'In Through the Out Door' now and explore its emotional and musical depth.

 Mad devastation and surreal melodies merge into a single, uncontrolled eruption.

 'Black Stygian' is a twenty-two minute psych-doom-sludge-prog delirium that severely tests the listener’s concentration.

Lesbian's 'Stratospheria Cubensis' delivers a boundary-pushing mix of sludge, stoner, and progressive metal. Produced by Randall Dunn, the album features long, complex tracks filled with surreal melodies and psych-doom energy. Its intricate artwork complements the intense and experimental sound. A challenging but rewarding listen for fans of underground psychedelic metal. Dive into the mind-bending world of Lesbian's 'Stratospheria Cubensis'—stream the album now and experience psychedelic doom like never before.

 "Theirs is a punk genre, with simple and straightforward words and noisy sounds."

 "An album for lovers of the genre that highlights the experience and musical level of this group. Not much, unfortunately."

Smart Cops' debut album 'Per Proteggere E Servire' delivers straightforward punk rock rooted in 60s garage and Italian beat influences. Their ironic lyrics critique police and daily life awkwardness. The band’s unique uniform and experience add authenticity, but the album offers limited depth. Listen to Smart Cops' punk-infused album and explore their raw, ironic take on daily life and authority.

 ‘Genius is in the ability to express deep concepts in a simple way.’

 ‘Bukowski will always be an old satyr drunkard, a damn bastard writer, but behind that often repellent and irreverent mask... is a sensitive and tormented soul.’

This review reflects deeply on Bukowski's 1983 collection, Hot Water Music, highlighting its stark realism and emotional intensity. The reader appreciates the autobiographical influence and the raw, unfiltered portrayal of suffering and societal decay. Despite Bukowski's rough exterior, the review detects a sensitive core beneath his cynical narration. The timeless themes make the stories relevant even decades after publication. Dive into Bukowski's gritty world—read Hot Water Music and experience raw truth through unforgettable stories.