- Hello?
- Hi, I saw on the internet that you have limousines; do you rent them out?
*the receiver puts the call on speaker for an audience of 4 people*
- Excuse me, but why should we rent out beef cattle?
- I need a limousine for my graduation party!
- You're renting 900 kilos of two-meter-tall and five-meter-long beef for your graduation party? Alternative, I don't know, my daughter...
- I need a limousine for my party; why are you talking about meat?
- Because on a site that talks about cows, full of pictures of cows, with many beef logos, and recipes on how to cook cows, we put the number of someone who, if you call him, talks about cows. Could it be a coincidence?
- Listen, I don’t have time to waste.
- Neither do I, but my daughter, what did you graduate in?
- Political Science.
EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER
- Excuse me, but what are you laughing at?
HER AND THE AUDIENCE LAUGH
- Rude!
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
hangs up, the laughter continues.
And this is our youth. I was just in the audience; if it had happened to me, I would have mocked her even more.
