The Cramps Big Beat from Badsville (Bonus Tracks) FULL ALBUM I had never heard it before. Decided: if I had to choose an album by The Cramps for a party, I would choose this… probably the most intense of all…
If you don't just keep the spare change from buying Marlboros in your pocket, this record should give you some sort of erection.
Because Big Beat is an album soaked in genital moods like a vulva from the stars of Brazzers, a disco that brings The Cramps back to the perfect form of Stay Sick! and adds more perversions to their catalog of deviant aberrations, this time all coming from their own creativity: Cramp Stomp, It Thing Hard-on, Like a Bad Girl Should, Devil Behind That Bush, Super Goo (a sort of Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? pt. 2), Burn She-devil, Burn (the closest thing to the classic rockabilly sound ever recorded by the band), Haulass Hyena.
Lux and Ivy have been together for twenty-five years and share a perfect musical and sexual understanding.
When Lux turns the microphone switch to On, it’s like he’s pulling down the zipper. When Ivy picks up her Gretsch, it’s like she’s pulling down your underwear.
Since they met, they spend more time in bed than playing.
But when they play it's as if they're still on that bed.
She is a forty-four-year-old MILF wielding a whip and daggers.
He crawls at her feet, licking her ankles, slobbering his way up to her groin, sinking his chin into her luscious lips. He leaves small strands of saliva on her pubic hair and moves up to her neck to sink his vampire fangs into her.
The Cramps are ostentation and sacrilege, burlesque and crude rock ‘n roll.
When they get off the bed, the sheets are still wet.
Like your underwear when you return from Badsville.
