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 "There are 2 types of idiots... Brainiac are the latter."

 "A broken toy that still entertains. In fact, it entertains precisely because it’s broken."

Brainiac's 'Hissing Prigs In Static Couture' is a provocative album mixing catchy melodies, chaotic sounds, and ironic madness. The band balances toughness with experimental noise, creating music that remains original decades later. Tracks like 'Pussyfootin'' and 'Nothing Ever Changes' showcase their unique sound and twisted creativity. Produced by Steve Albini, the album still captivates with its broken but entertaining charm. Explore Brainiac's chaotic masterpiece and discover a wildly original sound that defies expectations.

 "'Total Destruction' is a paradoxical anthem to life. LIVING CONSTANTLY SCREWING WITH DEATH."

 "I believe this album is the best of the Unsane because it perfectly recreates the sound of anxiety. The sound of pessimism."

The review praises Unsane's 'Total Destruction' as the band's best work, capturing intense feelings of anxiety and self-destruction. The album's brutal sound is portrayed as a raw yet artistic expression of pessimism and human fragility. Themes of suffering and existential despair run throughout, making the album a paradoxical celebration of life amidst destruction. Discover the intense soundscape of Unsane's Total Destruction—feel the raw emotion and dive into the dark depths of anxiety and self-destruction.

 "’Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space’ is one of those addictive medicines. A painkiller for the mind that, dose after dose, penetrates every cell of your body."

 "‘Sweet heart, sweet light’ is the new medicine for the spirit by Dr. Jason Pierce."

The review highlights Spiritualized’s album Sweet Heart, Sweet Light as a profound healing experience, blending cosmic themes with intimate, earthy soundscapes. Jason Pierce’s songwriting is praised for its melodic depth and emotional power, drawing comparisons to The Beatles and Sparklehorse. The reviewer describes the album as a medicine for the spirit, capable of transforming the listener and creating a deeply personal connection. The overall tone is reflective and appreciative, recognizing both the joy and bittersweet pain imbued in the music. Dive into Spiritualized’s Sweet Heart, Sweet Light and experience this transformative, cosmic yet intimate musical journey.

 Getting lost in something immense. Excessive. Indefinite. An ocean.

 "AND WE WILL HAVE DEFEATED DEATH"

The Death Defying Unicorn by Motorpsycho and Stale Storlokken is an expansive concept album blending progressive rock and jazz fusion. Featuring the Trondheim Jazz Orchestra, it creates a cosmic musical journey full of intense emotions and vivid imagery. The album’s two discs take the listener through moods of farewell, rebirth, and ultimate transcendence. Its immersive nature invites listeners to lose themselves in a sonic odyssey exploring themes of life, death, and transformation. Dive into Motorpsycho's cosmic masterpiece and experience The Death Defying Unicorn now.

 An honest album. Not a heartless grunge revival like Bush or Silverchair.

 If your copy of Nevermind is so worn out it doesn’t even spin in a subatomic particle accelerator anymore, give Comfort a listen.

Failure's 1992 album Comfort blends hard rock, pop melodies, and grunge influences, capturing the early '90s alternative scene sound. Produced by Steve Albini, the album offers catchy songs reminiscent of Nirvana and Pixies, delivering a heartfelt and enjoyable listening experience. While derivative, it remains an honest and solid record deserving attention. A recommended listen for fans missing a well-crafted grunge-era album. Listen now to Failure's Comfort for a solid dose of ’90s grunge-influenced rock!

 Try listening to Commited, sons of bitches. Let yourselves get raped. Let yourselves be atomized by the 13 nuclear bombs of Occupational Hazard.

 Walls of distortion without melody will guide you, hand in hand, towards a future that doesn’t exist.

This review vividly describes Unsane's Occupational Hazard as a brutal and noisy masterpiece that evokes intense emotions and nihilistic themes. The album delivers relentless rhythms and walls of distortion, challenging conventional melody and hope. The reviewer highly praises the raw power and dark atmosphere created by Chris Spencer and the band. Overall, it is presented as a cathartic, unrelenting experience for fans of heavy noise rock. Experience the chaos and raw power of Unsane's Occupational Hazard—listen now and feel the relentless noise!

 "Noise like molten gold. In all different forms."

 "A powerful and unruly album, disgustingly visceral, in which each of the 14 tracks could be the soundtrack of a world that will never exist."

Orphan's Tragedy by Cows is a powerful and unruly punk rock album, blending noise and melody with psychotic vocals and distinctive instrumentation. The review highlights its raw energy, musical maturity, and standout tracks that evoke intense emotions. It paints the album as a visceral and complex work within the band's discography. The cover's symbolism and the album's themes underscore its deep and unique artistic expression. Dive into the chaotic brilliance of Cows' Orphan's Tragedy and experience punk like never before!

 When a video game manages to move you so much, you never want it to end.

 Everything is recreated with millimetric precision. Music worthy of the best Morricone.

This review celebrates Red Dead Redemption as a deeply immersive and emotional Western game. It highlights the detailed open world, authentic atmosphere, and the strong connection players develop with the protagonist John Marston and his journey. The game’s slow pacing and cinematic touches create a unique experience akin to living life itself. Discover the unforgettable world of Red Dead Redemption—play now and become part of this epic Western saga.

 Anyway, the film is nothing short of atrocious (even worse than Street Fighter, the one with Van Damme where Ryu is called Raiu).

 In short, with such a cast, they could have produced a top-notch porn flick, or at least, an anti-utopian one to fear.

This review humorously dissects Dwight H. Little's Tekken movie, focusing on its poor adaptation of the game's characters and plot. The film is criticized for lacking key characters, pointless story, and unconvincing fight moves. Notably, the only praise goes to the actor playing Heihachi and the visual appeal. Overall, a disappointing effort for fans of the video game franchise. Dive into this witty review and see why Tekken is a must-watch for laughs or if you dare to suffer the worst game movie ever!

 "One of the best-shot scenes in an action film, in at least 10 years."

 "Kick-Ass will discover the pleasure of killing, in the most brutal way possible, the dregs of humanity."

Kick-Ass is a dynamic and violent superhero film based on Mark Millar's comic. It features a mix of humor, intense action, and memorable characters. The film balances brutal fight scenes with comedic moments and remains faithful to its comic origins despite a more exaggerated finale. The standout scene with Hit-Girl showcases inventive cinematography and thrilling suspense. Watch Kick-Ass for a fierce mix of humor and hardcore superhero action you won't forget!