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LA RECENSIONE
The first time I put on this record I thought: "damn, what a catchy melody this track has! You've already won..." and bam. After just 52 seconds, the song stopped. "Is this a joke?". Hell no! Imagine having a car accident, like a head-on collision with a sycamore. Just as the impact finishes, your nice airbag will deploy and you'll be safe. Only this airbag will be filled with crap instead of air. Safe and sound. But, irreparably, covered in sludge.
That’s the mood permeating the album. A devilishly tasteless prank.
"Hissing Prigs In Static Couture" is a sick work by an equally sick band. Shards of hysterical madness and damned concrete self-irony.
The kind of band you listen to and think: "Okay, these guys are idiots." But let’s clear one thing up right away: there are 2 types of idiots. The soft, shapeless, droopy, and small ones. And the ones that are tough, resilient, holding on to the slippery little eel with such strength that they defy gravity. Well, Brainiac are the latter.
Unlikely falsettos and cavernous voices. Elastic sounds. Apocalyptic synthesizers and heavenly noises. Dance-like rhythms and mute drums. Everything and the opposite of everything. Supporting the fabric of the album are the wild guitar riffs that are the progeny of a furious garage.
"Pussyfootin'" is the title of the century, besides being a track so twisted that it becomes the anthem of goofing off. In "Strung," you can spot the cathartic Codeine of "Second Chance" (from "Frigid Stars"). "Nothing Ever Changes" is the anti-radio hit with a fragmented rhythm, a captivating voice, and melodies as fitting as the saying "porno e buoi dei paesi tuoi" (cit. puntiniCAZpuntini). And, coincidentally, in this, there's Steve Albini’s usual touch.
An album by Touch and Go that sounds original today, let alone in 1996.
A broken toy that still entertains.
In fact, it entertains precisely because it’s broken.
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Brainiac's 'Hissing Prigs In Static Couture' is a provocative album mixing catchy melodies, chaotic sounds, and ironic madness. The band balances toughness with experimental noise, creating music that remains original decades later. Tracks like 'Pussyfootin'' and 'Nothing Ever Changes' showcase their unique sound and twisted creativity. Produced by Steve Albini, the album still captivates with its broken but entertaining charm.Tracklist Lyrics Videos
03 Vincent Come on Down (02:34)
crease all the babies
and puff up the lady?
cause vincent come on down
the boys are ???
but the girls can tell
and they tell and they tell and they tell
slice one open for the unknown soldier
vincent come on down
his ??? a minute
and your stuck down in it
get up get on and get out
i don't think you can tell me
the things that i want you to
??? seduction
nothing can stop my ???
give me the medicine
give me the medicine
vincent come on down
dance on the back of a ???
to the rhythm of the sights and sounds
shake those cleats
and take off your raincoat
vincent come on down
one shot under and you've blown your cover
put your ears and your face on the ground
i don't think you can tell me
the things that i want you to
show me the ??? his big seduction
nothing can stop my ???
said come on dowwwwwnnn
2, 4, 6, 8
tell me who i'm suppossed to hate
kid with the goosestep
tell me its a two-step
process
da da da da da dah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
vincent come on down!
vincent come on down!
vincent come on down!
vincent!
10 70 kg Man (03:32)
Mistakes, mistakes we ---
-- restate & manipulate & do it again
--- fire up the hiss machine
Locket in my pocket has a picture of #1
Brainiac
Brainiac were an American indie/noise rock band from Dayton, Ohio, active from 1992 to 1997. Fronted by Timmy Taylor, the group fused jagged guitars, Moog/synth mania, and skewed pop instincts across three albums and several EPs, culminating with Hissing Prigs in Static Couture before Taylor’s death in a 1997 car accident.04 Reviews
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By sfascia carrozze
One of the most flaming examples of what truly alternative rock should/could be if credible.
The Static Couture will fascinate you indelibly.
