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 It’s the Wizard, and here you’ll find soggy juices, hot riffs, atmospheres to squeeze under your fingertips, and pubic hair galore.

 The original EP didn’t drive me crazy. But it’s the Wizard.

The review presents Electric Wizard's 'Legalise Drugs And Murder' reissue with four bonus tracks, emphasizing the band's signature heavy riffs and dark, immersive atmospheres. The author reflects on the contrast between mainstream metal media and the raw underground sound represented by Electric Wizard. Nostalgia for physical formats like cassettes also surfaces, though the review maintains a candid and somewhat irreverent voice. Overall, the album embodies the thick, heavy essence fans expect. Dive into the dark, heavy world of Electric Wizard and experience 'Legalise Drugs And Murder' with its haunting riffs and bonus tracks now!

 This is a rap album with dubstep beats on which about half a dozen people sing, and I can’t give it less than five.

 In my world this is a record that BraaaaaaaaaammminfacciA!

The reviewer openly admits limited knowledge and interest in rap but praises Machete Mixtape for its energetic fusion of rap and dubstep beats. Despite the unfamiliar genre, the album's raw power earns a top rating. The review mixes humor and honesty while inviting rap fans to discuss the album further. Discover the raw adrenaline of Machete Mixtape—listen now and join the debate!

 Spinning around the sound, a jamming messing around here and a voice on the horizon, kraut for breakfast.

 Sunday waking up at three in the afternoon with cotton wool in your brain and shoes still on your feet.

Häshcut's demo from 2010 presents an immersive krautrock-inspired soundscape full of experimental jams and a distinct French atmosphere. The music evokes lazy Sunday afternoons and lively nights, blending hypnotic grooves with a raw, authentic energy. The review highlights the album's unique charm despite its simplicity. Overall, it’s an engaging listen for those who appreciate inventive indie music. Listen to Häshcut's 2010 demo and dive into a hypnotic kraut-infused French indie journey!

 The stoner jam by Finnish band Mr. Peter Hayden, lasting an hour and ten minutes, manages to smash your brain while miraculously leaving your balls intact.

 To me, it seemed like a deep chasm in the middle of nowhere, a lot of space at the bottom of a hole.

The Finnish band Mr. Peter Hayden delivers a powerful and immersive stoner rock album with 'Born A Trip'. Lasting over an hour, the album offers a deep, spacey journey that challenges traditional genre labels. The reviewer praises its intensity without overcomplicating the experience with new genre names. This is a captivating listen for fans of expansive stoner jams. Dive into the mind-expanding sounds of 'Born A Trip' and experience a stoner jam like no other. Listen now!

 There is music whose classification transcends genres and boldly inserts itself among states of mind and moments.

 Rather than talking about the music within, it can be summed up as a window on the sea in June at nine in the morning.

Toe's 'The Future Is Now' EP offers a unique listening experience that goes beyond typical genre boundaries. While previous albums may have felt less essential, this EP stands out as a must-listen for those appreciating subtle, well-crafted instrumental music. Its delicate guitars, intertwined percussion, and occasional synths create an evocative soundscape likened to a peaceful morning by the sea. Perfect as a gentle sonic alarm, this short release leaves a memorable impression. Listen to Toe's 'The Future Is Now' EP and experience a sonic journey that awakens your mind and mood.

 Botanist is a one-man band, plays black metal but there isn’t even a guitar: drums and dulcimer are more than enough.

 There’s: gaudiness, a saw, an iPhone, a song called “LOTUS THIEF - Nymphaea Carulea”, keyboards, ambient, a female voice, some bad songs, some exceptional songs, plenty of ambition and a bit of presumption.

Botanist, a one-man band, delivers an unconventional black metal experience combining dulcimer and drums instead of guitars. The first disc, Doom In Bloom, is a mellow yet distinct take on black metal, while the second, Allies, expands into ambient, symphonic, and grind influences with diverse vocal styles. The review recognizes both the charm and the flaws in the ambitious, quirky project. Discover Botanist’s unique blend of black metal and avant-garde sounds—listen to Doom In Bloom and Allies now!

 It feels like being on the set of Starship Troopers.

 Calibro 35 revives the spirit of that Milan that 'trembles and wants justice.'

The review captures the lively atmosphere of Calibro 35's 2012 South Park Barona concert, mixing humor about the mosquito invasion with appreciation for the band's crime-funk sound and nostalgic Milanese influence. Despite minor setbacks like a power outage and a slightly underwhelming closing song, the overall vibe was engaging and left fans satisfied. The reviewer also enjoyed Pulp Project's opening act and felt inspired to revisit classic Italian crime films and literature afterwards. Dive into Calibro 35's vibrant live crime-funk and relive the spirit of classic Milanese cinema—listen now or read the full review!

 A prog rhythmic session good enough to kick the ass of 90% of post-metal bands out there, and an entirely absent singer. Exactly, no singer; God, how wonderful.

 Maybe the truth is that what’s inside this album is just music.

Irepress' Samus Octology is a genre-blending album combining elements of prog metal, post-metal, and post rock. Despite its initial mystery and long shelf life, its intricate guitars and absence of vocals create a powerful musical experience. The reviewer highlights its enduring appeal and defies strict genre labels, ultimately appreciating it as pure music worth revisiting. Listen to Irepress' Samus Octology and rediscover a timeless instrumental prog metal experience!

 The love I have for 'Mr. Jesu' Justin K Broadrick borders on pathological.

 I’ve heard the album, it’s along the lines of 'Conqueror'... very different from the first version, it’s beautiful, and I even like it more than the original.

This review reflects on Justin Broadrick's fluctuating creativity within the Jesu project, emphasizing a nostalgic attachment. The 2012 Picture Disc Mix is described as a beautiful alternate master of the original album, even preferred by the reviewer. Despite disappointment over past releases, this version rekindles hope and appreciation for Broadrick's shoegaze metal style. Listen to Jesu's Picture Disc Mix and rediscover the haunting beauty of shoegaze metal!

 "Sleep are playing, right? Then, they play and we move our butts."

 Al is a god... ugly as hunger, with the movements of a heroin-addicted autistic in withdrawal, he still manages to shine on his own.

This review recounts the author's ecstatic experience attending Sleep's live reunion concert in Cortemaggiore in 2012. Despite initial doubts and travel challenges, the performance of classic tracks like "Dopesmoker" mesmerized the crowd. The reviewer praises the musicians' skill, stage presence, and the lasting impact of the music. The tale blends humor, personal anecdotes, and vivid descriptions of the concert atmosphere. Dive into the epic flow of Sleep's live reunion and relive the hypnotic power of 'Dopesmoker' now!