Now Iâm going to get real, and hard. You're in a bad spot, kiddo, can you explain to me where you got this information from? From Amy's website? Do you even realize that it's all fucking fictionalized? That these fairytale bullshit stories are published and written by the majors you hate so much? If I were the majors, I would create a comic book with this story: Ben Moody, the big bad wolf, drags the poor and romantic Amy Lee to the sacrificial altar of commercial music. Yes, because Ben is the wicked ogre wanting to take all the money that his virgin friend will earn with her sweet lark voice. Ben Moody and the record label (a dreadful money-making machine, an ally of Ben Moody) torture Amy by forcing her to strip her songs of the beautiful and âundergroundâ elements that are so alternative and out of the ordinary. Amy is forced to give in, but being clever, she manages to communicate her despair to her fans through her vocal tone (sometimes comic and amused, other times desperate. But youâre the only one who hears this; to me, Amy always sings the same way) and through the lyrics, hoping that a particularly intelligent and sensitive fan notices her situation and comes to rescue her from her crystal castle-prison, where Ben Moody has locked her up. And here comes Terry Balsamo, who with a swift stroke of the sword decapitates Moody and frees Amy; Balsamo learns the solos in less than a month (and I wonder: what solos? What? Evanescence donât even remotely understand what a solo or an instrument is; what they do is lay a nu-metal carpet under Amy Lee's upupa voice so that kids can think that Evanescence is metal). Joking aside, more or less as you tell it, that's how it went: poor Amy, an artist of such caliber trapped by the major! I still wanted to point out that the old albums from the Eva are a little less crap than the recent ones, but theyâre still shit: they canât write a riff that hasnât already been heard 30,000 times! They haven't invented anything; they are the faded, commercial photocopy of real dark/gothic bands they try to emulate. No creativity in their compositions. None. All these mental movies and stories you tell yourself are truly sad; I believe that even Amy isnât aware of the things youâve imagined (because thatâs what it is, youâre the only one who sees them) in the tones of her voice. Wow, I admire you though; you could even make Britney Spears seem like a genius (also trapped by the majors, poor thing, she used to make underground records)! And even if the Eva weren't created in a boardroom by a major, know that their music sounds like it was. Do you know how many bands there are that make crap like Blue or Britney Spears but arenât famous because theyâve been less fortunate? The fact that a band isnât famous doesnât exclude that this band can make a kind of music intended for that kind of market. So far Iâve joked, but what I want to tell you is: the music of the Eva is objectively mediocre (not shit; shit is something else entirely, but mediocre), whether created by the major or not is irrelevant, because the result is music that feels like it was made for a commercial purpose. As for the new album, anyway, itâs not up for discussion; itâs a copy of the previous one, with bland songs flatter than a surfboard. Zero ideas. Regarding the lyrics of "Lithium," hereâs the translation; it seems written by a five-year-old: "Itâs true, weâre all a little crazy but itâs so clear now that Iâm free
the fear is just in our minds
it takes over all the time
the fear is just in our minds
but it takes over all the time
you, poor sweet innocent thing
dry your eyes and show
you know you live to break me
donât deny it, sweet sacrifice
one day Iâll forget your name
and one sweet day, youâll drown
in my lost pain
the fear is just in our minds
it takes over all the time
the fear is just in our minds
but it takes over all the time
you, poor sweet innocent thing
dry your eyes and show
and oh you love to hate me, is i