The Punisher

DeRank : 1,08
DeAge™ : 7571 days • Here since 23 september 2005
Rammstein Rammstein (Demo)
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Of Rammstein, I’ve listened to just one album and I have to admit that, all in all, they’ve done me good: I lost 4 kilos from constantly vomiting putrid green stuff!! I can only say: Thank you, Rammstein!
Prodigy Always Outnumebered, Never Outgunned
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Leonid... you’re culturally stagnant... anchored between those four poles that were drilled into you at school... I write reviews-jokes precisely because for crap albums like these (which, judging by your comments, it’s clear you actually adore) one cannot, must not, it’s not ETHICAL to take them seriously or evaluate them as if they were real albums. They are outright "laughingstocks" to which I respond in kind. It just can't be done... what remains is the mockery, the joke, the pun, and ultimately, the Grand Guignol. For serious reviews, read the others I write under different usernames... as Punisher, I can only act this way... move, Leonid... take action... step out because THERE are no fences... there are no blacks and whites... and in this world, there’s space for everything/everyone... I believe even for people like you, although saying it like this makes it sound like a bold statement...
Bob Dylan Modern Times
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Enough already… please… three reviews have already come out that are quite decent… but you can’t review something you love… and indeed there is NO objectivity in this review: to those you love, you forgive everything, and that’s what you do Poletti (in different, even contradictory sections you absolve him), the problem is trying to make people who aren’t as infatuated as you understand where the supposed "greatness" of this album lies: it’s not enough to say "Dylan is a monument" or "Dylan is Dylan" – all nonsense. Apart from a few sufficient tracks, it’s an album that is 1) POORLY PLAYED 2) LITTLE INSPIRED 3) TIRED AND OLD. It works for die-hard fans like you, who would buy even Bob's spit if there were a way to record it. Anyway, I’m repeating myself… enough with Dylan, for goodness’ sake!!
Lloyd Cole and The Commotions Rattlesnakes
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I really liked this prematurely deceased band... or am I wrong? Great engaging and lively review! :-)))
Prodigy Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned
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A record that, to call it UGLY, would risk a general strike from all the ugly people on the planet, offended at being compared to such a monstrosity. In fact, I won't even define it so as to cause less harm...
Neil Young Old Ways
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"Oh, I definitely didn’t make a masterpiece"... No, NO, sorry... don’t try to sugarcoat it, buddy... I’m telling you that YOU MADE ONE OF THE MOST PATHETIC DEMOS I’ve ever heard in over 25 years of being around music... forget the nonsense... if you want to get angry and offended, go ahead, but your bitter reality is this, and from someone like you, who records THAT stuff, any criticism, insult, or rant just slides off me like the light drizzle of March. DO, chubby, NOT WORDS... D O!!
Neil Young Old Ways
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Lexus... you keep recording demo stellamia... go on... record and record and layer your little guitars with your shaky voice but one thing I ask of you: have the good taste not to send them to anyone... understood? Bye.
Neil Young Old Ways
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...a similar and very similar discourse could be made for the latest album Prairie Wind, which has been "enhanced" and praised also because of his illness story. A pleasantly retro album and not much more.
Sodastream Reservations
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Sob...I don't have it... what a pathetic dog I am...
Bob Dylan Modern Times
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I simply expressed my opinion... that "people think what you think but lack the courage or ability to say it" is your distorted view of reality that I have NEITHER said nor remotely thought... it's clear that he can do whatever he wants, like anyone else... I would have made a different choice. Which is a bit like what Lippi did: having reached the top, I pursue something else...