Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7620 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Zoetrope A Life Of Crime
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Hi Federico, sorry for only commenting now! Congratulations on the excellent recovery and for that usual billion and a half bits of information you manage to cram into your reviews... By the way, the name Mindfunk rings a bell... hmm!... I'll think about it and let you know! P.S.: after my response, I haven't heard from you again... did I maybe go overboard with the nonsense?!?:DDD! Bye!
Kate Bush Lionheart
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I don't know the album.. but you were amazing. Congratulations.
Tiamat Wildhoney
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An incredible album.. You are really very good at capturing how much can be hidden behind the (apparent) simplicity of certain passages. Well done. Excellent work.
Nazareth Hair Of The Dog
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I don't know this one, but I have "Razamanaz" (which I knew to be their masterpiece) and I find it really great! If I remember correctly, thegreenmanalishi is a big fan of theirs.. which is a guarantee of quality! Nice review.. fun.. Bye!
Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
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Oh! Hi Bonny, I apologize if you got caught up in this chaos (it's all my fault, I beg your pardon..). As I mentioned in the previous post, I just wanted to be ironic (by the way, limiting it to just the two of us). Anyway, I just want to point out that once again the commas are placed in a ridiculous manner (just look at the very first one..) in addition to the nonsense I pointed out in the first post. That's all. Bye!
Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
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1) "I don't ask for grammar advice": wrong!.. very wrong!.. you should! 2) "You can only listen to metal": ..mmm.. to tell the truth, I pretty much stopped listening to metal 5-6 years ago. Just look at my profile and you'll find some reviews that have nothing to do with metal. Anyway, think what you want: I don't care what you think about the music I listen to. 3) I didn't really criticize anyone, because I didn't intend to do so! I found Bonny's comment completely inappropriate and I wanted to be ironic about the fact that your review is a disaster on a grammatical and syntactical level. So you are not really free to get angry, nor to call me an asshole. 4) The title was wrong and was corrected during the morning; read Aniel's comment regarding this. 5) I didn't quite understand what you meant, but I believe you intended something like: "look, I sent a lot of reviews in a short time.. of course they are short and poorly done".. mmm.. fascinating!.. ridiculous, but fascinating! So quantity would compensate for poor quality?!? The truth, dear artist of ours, is that to do things well most of the time requires a delicate mix of time and brain.. and you have shown that you haven’t put in either. 6) I didn’t understand this either: since you made a CD and wrote a booklet "on art I can't criticize you" (...God, it still amazes me that you’re Italian..)?!?.. and if I told you that I played on five records and wrote three manuscripts?!.. according to your reasoning, I would be an untouchable cool guy and you an irrecoverable fool?!? One last thing, you probably haven't noticed, but your caps lock key is on. To unlock it, you need to press the key with that kind of padlock and arrow. And lower your tone (..and this is the second time I'm telling you..). Best regards.
Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
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Ciccio pasticcio, start lowering the tones right away. First of all, I don't think I addressed you. In fact, you should thank me since I avoided voting for you. That said, even though I don't mind playing the role of the jerk, this isn't about giving you advice or finding the best part of a review. The problem here is that you're sending a truckload of poorly written reviews, full of grammatical errors, repetitions, typos, and musical nonsense. Exactly what kind of advice do you want?!..the one to learn Italian?!?..or to proofread what you write before sending it?!?..or to listen to a lot more music before rushing into hasty and dogmatic judgments?!?..or to avoid calling someone a jerk who criticizes you?!? This review is objectively poorly written, or at least done in a hurry. Period. You even messed up the album title!!!..Bonny's comment seemed really unfounded to me. And that’s where my question came from. That’s all. Happy?!
Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
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.."written more than decently"?!..feel free to think whatever you want and give whatever rating you want, but Christ Bonny, what the hell are you used to reading?!?
Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
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"Stunning rhythms?!" It also has its stop-and-go moments?! And the commas systematically placed haphazardly?!.. oh well!.. no grade. I hope my perplexity is enough. Bye.
Kreator Terrible Certainty
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...the problem is that certain groups and certain albums can't be reduced to "normal" reviews, ten lines long, including the tracklist... there was a lot to say, really. And you said little or nothing. I'm sorry...