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Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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A pair of glasses with a headband would work just fine; let's dress Zion as Cicciolina to save on the budget and make him shout, "headbang as much as you want and they never fall, only with Metal Hammer do you get them!"
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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Pope Ratzy is a millennial fan of Steve Harris, and finally in the papal library he can freely browse Metal Hammer. And the choir goes into ecstasy.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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Attention, breaking news... Some spies infiltrated in the noon crowd have uncovered the secret, and fears are growing for the life of the sweet little bugger with its paw stuck. G.I. Joe, Delta Force, and the San Marco Battalion are already deployed to minimize the damage.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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But the golden drops, how exactly do they mark the paradise? No, because my sister-in-law needs to change the wallpaper and she wanted a sparkling and innovative idea for this summer 2005 keepin rockin.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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He sent me a text message, the little rabbit with the tender paw trapped, saying that since you left, The Black Angel's Death, his life has not been the same, that he misses you so much, and that whenever you want, he will be there waiting for you on the other side of the parentheses, as always craving affection and cuddles.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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My cousin told me that in Cuba you just need to walk around with your dick out and the women will flock to you in droves; you can keep only the one that hooked up with you first, the others you have to let roam free for the delight of other tourists. All thanks to the Ajeje Government.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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And with the money you save, this time we’re going to Cuba.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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I can already see Moonchild as the spokesperson for the TV spot of Metal Smiles & Songs, wearing the sponsored overalls "Ajeje Presidente Per Un Metal Non Demente!"... we'll see the light, I’m convinced, fellow metalheads.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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Every woman at heart needs peace and serenity, peace and serenity that you, oh fans of Manowar, certainly cannot provide while wandering around the house wearing your horned Viking helmet and your mammoth leather diaper. And the salami, sliced with a tournament sword, stinks to your lady. For a sweeter world, vote ajejebrazorf as the new editor of Metal Hammer, and we shall see the light.
Sigur Rós ( )
27 jun 05
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With this CD, you blow it. Giubbo guarantees it. Manowar fans, nunc'avetecapitunùcazz. We aired "When A Cover Says It All," a scientific magazine curated by the Ministry of Public Relations. See you in the next episode.