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DeRank ™: 19,87

DeAge™ : 6157 days • Here since 1 august 2009

Slayer Repentless

17 sep 15

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I had listened to them distractedly, and it seemed to me as if the sounds of Slayer, always "sharp," "genuine," and all those other useless adjectives used in such cases, had been dipped in a huge pot of glossy lacquer, stuff that sparkles when it comes out and can be displayed in a Cartier window. Okay, fine, you can't, because they are Slayer after all, but sounds so "arena rock" (oh come on, let’s be clear, it's not like they sound like Queen) have never had before.
Then, I happened to see their latest video on YouTube, which closes with the terrifying name of Nuclear Blast. And a sadness welled up inside me that I almost felt like going back in time to when I was 11 and instead of asking for the vertical takeoff Cobra airplane for Christmas, I would ask for South of Heaven and Hell Awaits to be wrapped up for me.
But how many people are ending up in that sea of ugliness?

High on Fire Luminiferous

15 sep 15

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So are we still at vermiis levels?

High on Fire Luminiferous

15 sep 15

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Giving four to this page is for fags.

Slayer Repentless

12 sep 15

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IT WAS TIME.

verdena endkadenz vol 1-2

10 sep 15

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but if I put five then are we doing it again?

verdena endkadenz vol 1-2

10 sep 15

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What a story! Half the site is saying they're cool and the other half is saying they're assholes? We've already done this, it seems.

Claudio Caligari Non essere cattivo

10 sep 15

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I didn’t know between toxic love (which is the only one I’ve seen) and the scent of the night hadn’t done anything... What was he living on?

To talk about something I know: I share the opinion on toxic love. Perhaps the best throka film I’ve ever seen. Raw, desperate, nasty, but never, ever self-satisfied or moralistic and above all, it’s FUNNY. In the sense that you have fun, a bit like Trainspotting, but without being a constant wink to the audience with cool tricks. Amazing.
I’m trying to get this one back now (but also the scent of the night, which a high school classmate recommended to me in 2001. "Oh, go to Blockbuster and check out the latest film by Mastandrea, it’s awesome!". Yes: Blockbuster; after all, it was indeed 2001, I’m quite a bit behind...

King Khan and BBQ Show Bad News Boys

10 sep 15

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I listened to something on YouTube and I'm not that crazy about it, punk doesn't really thrill me and I've found quite a bit of it in there. But a moniker like that deserves at least a download. It's shameful, though, that such a moniker isn’t featured on the photoniKa cover. If it were, instead of writing nonsense here, I'd be on Google searching for a 300 dpi file and tomorrow it would be hanging in a 50X50 format on the kitchen door.

Mario Venuti Veramente

6 sep 15

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"Fifty push-ups in a row interspersed with sprints for two-hour sessions. To me, who had never done anything like it, it felt like I was in Full Metal Jacket," I ended an old review of mine with a line that sounded something like "I need to stop telling lies to try to convince people to listen to my 'shitty CDs.' A word to the wise."

Gareth Evans The Raid Berandal

3 sep 15

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Thank you, unfortunately I can't save anything from Merantau. I definitely prefer the first Ong Bak, and probably even The Protector 2 (NB: despite appearances, I'm not a fan of martial arts cinema; I consider Ong Bak a half-baked film (a circus show featuring Tony Jaa would have been more stimulating, quite a lot) and The Protector 2 a total mess (yes, okay: the long take in the bar is nice... too bad there's another hour and a half around it) so, as far as I'm concerned, Merantau is still below the two mentioned above. But I repeat: I'm not a fan of martial arts cinema. Not at all; if you ask me about my favorite fight films in cinema history, I'd say: the two The Raid movies, Captain America 2 (okay, this one doesn’t even have that many fight scenes, but the American paladin in his underwear pounds as much as Mad Dog in the first 20 minutes) and the first Matrix.