nes Banned

DeRank : 19,87
DeAge™ : 6157 days • Here since 1 august 2009
Duran Duran Paper Gods
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37 years of career??? I mean, they’ve never split up??? Damn, I’m finding this out now, good thing they make people talk about them... not even the namings, fuck.
TV on the Radio Seeds
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Beautiful. I don't think I'll ever get close to the surecensito album, but beautiful page.
Ridley Scott The Martian
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you are too harsh with the ratings: the movie is incredibly enjoyable, a blockbuster made more or less how it should be, there are beautiful shots that make up for the almost total absence of adrenaline, and the direction never loses track of plot points or characters; considering that in films universally praised as masterpieces (what a load of crap...) this attention often seems to be lacking (interstellar, matt damon, and poorly written characters and scenes) this toy should be rewarded. by the way, I accidentally watched the film, and when after the black fade-out that white "Directed By Ridley Scott" appeared, the first natural thought that came to my mind was: "Ridley Scott??? Holy shit it could've gone worse!"
Michael Mann Thief - Strade Violente
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If The Last of the Mohicans is great cinema, then shit should be served for dessert. For goodness' sake, I get that everyone has their preferences and favorite directors (chosen more or less at random to look good among a list of names written by others, because otherwise, to pull one out you must be blind), but to talk about great cinema when referring to a film that is the canon of the action film, 30 years after its canonization... holy mother, I haven’t seen it all, but The Last of the Mohicans is his most anonymous, boring, and flat work ever. Maybe it’s also because the screenplay was practically borrowed from a film from 1936 (THIRTY-SIX). It has nothing beyond pretty images (for goodness' sake, we wouldn't want it any other way…)... all (ALL) at night. It’s flat even from a chromatic standpoint; practically, if instead of a film you took the action scenes in the woods and slapped them together into a series of music videos, the footage would have made more sense to exist. Oh, I haven’t seen Mann's debut, but there are comments up there that are embarrassing. I know, it's always the same old film-disabled person, I know.
Coil Astral Disaster
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I don't want to be the one.
the rest of the album has never made me shout for joy, earlier chapters of their discography had already explored the spacious sound and I prefer the more concrete coils. But damn: I don't want to be the one.
Fair To Midland "Fables From A Mayfly What I Tell You Three Times Is True"
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Fatty of my balls, this review is a scam.
No, it's not true: you're just young, inexperienced, and awkward; but the first time at whores is normal, don't worry. Welcome, it's fifty euros.
Skyclad Prince of the Poverty Line
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You’re also nice, so let’s not misunderstand. But you have a taste for the grotesque that makes my own at 17 look tame. Check out "aggratisefuoritema" the atrocity (which, by the way, aren't even that gratuitous or off-topic, and if you get the connection: Good job, but you’re in a bit of a rough spot, be careful.)
Alex Garland Ex Machina
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It's a small film, well-made, with excellent cinematography and very fit actors. It's more than enough to make it a respectable science fiction film considering the average of the genre. The collective hysteria comes from the fact of being particularly "indie," but it's undeniable that better films have been made that play in the same league. Someone said Moon? That someone is right. Someone else said "Love"? No? Why the hell don't you listen to me! Watch it, and you'll see that besides Moon, you'll also think of "Love" (but also other stuff, cinema is vast, and hysteria rarely reflects reality).
Pierre Coffin e Kyle Balda Minions
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I won't comment on the movie because I haven't even seen the first Despicable Me... but is Madagascar the one about the animals who ultimately want to go back to the zoo because freedom is uncomfortable? Is it that movie that has the underlying message: keep your ears down, your eyes on the ground, and never complain? And don’t struggle, because if you do, you'll only make your situation worse? Is that what good entertainment looks like?
Rome A Passage to Rhodesia
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The other day I was reminded of Rome, and by extension of you. It's nice to see you both together again.