In the half hour that it's been out, no one has commented on it yet because: "Is he joking or is he serious?" I got it. Right? Right that you're joking? No, because: there could definitely be another Bond film, but if I want to see Bond... I want to see Bond, not another Bond. Bond getting married? That's wrong. Bond getting his wife killed? That's wrong. Bond that... credits roll after the wife’s murder??? Oh??? Where the hell is James Bond? You want to sell me on: this is another Bond? Okay, I'll respond: yes, thanks for nothing, this is an idiot!
Forget it, I only saw this film when I was 12, in August, just after I arrived on vacation in the Marche region. We arrived late in the evening, and after dinner, we sat down in front of the TV and there was the scene on the skis (I remember the huge issues with the green screen, even 23 years later), so I only saw a bit of it, a lifetime ago, as a semi-teenager. But I remember something: I remember ugly scenes and the satisfaction with which I finally grasped the most intrinsic and visceral concept of the term "boiata."
Maybe you're not joking, maybe you're serious, the film deserves it and I should rewatch it, but in my memories, this film stays high up in the Olympus of crap, where it defends itself with an excellent reputation. I would hate to have to downgrade it to a pointless little flick or worse, but yes, a somewhat passable thing.
The top spot in the rankings, however, is a joke, and if it’s not a joke, take a break because Bond is hurting you (and I told you, by the way, that in my opinion, you were trying to hurt yourself). But it’s definitely a joke. Right? Come on, I’ve already got the phone in my hand ready to call 118: was it a joke or not?