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Go Nagai La scuola senza pudore
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Years ago, I tried to read Violence Jack and, yes: the drawing is way too bad, I just couldn't do it. It's a shame because in terms of ideas, he's undoubtedly one of the most talented authors (and not just in Japan). I'm hoping for a remake of Devilman drawn by Miura, but Miura is too busy cramming superdeformed little men into Berserk...
Elvis Presley Elvis' Greatest Shit (50,000,000 Elvis Fans CAN Be Wrong)
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So now even the troll distributors... It seems like control is being lost over this whole thing of trolling for free just for a laugh. Isn't it possible that among the foragers of the label that took the trouble to compile this greatest hits there’s also Calderoli? It would all make a bit more sense.
"But no nes, it’s right to remember the bad stuff Elvis did."
No, it’s not right: it’s just a waste of time and money; instead, buy yourself some scratch cards.
Metallica Hardwired
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As with Death Magnetic: it’s what longtime fans have been asking of Metallica since Load, but so much time has passed that complaining has become a habit.
As for the comments on Korn: after this, YouTube automatically started playing "Insane", and once again: "Insane" sounds like a Korn track where they pretend to be Cradle of Filth during their "searching for cash with black metal (ninphettamine and other bullshit)".
And still about the work: I know people often complain about Metallica's sounds, I know that in St. Anger, Ulrich had some busted pots instead of a drum set, but folks who have listened to, glorified, sanctified, promoted, gifted, etc... an album like "Kill Them All" can listen to anything. If we want to talk about Metallica and the fact that they suck because they have bad sounds, we can do it right now, but in that case, with a shred of honesty, let’s first remember that Kill Them All is one of the albums with the shittiest sounds in music history. When "lo-fi" is not a genre but a tumor. Because if Kill Them All is okay, then everything else Metallica has done regarding sounds is a masterpiece, this track included.
Wavves V
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6 sep 16
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AAAARGHHH!!! I mean, good job, huh. Actually, great job. But with this gorgeous page – despite a track by track that, all things considered, you did well here but skip it next time – I would have never thought I’d end up in a pop-punk college worthy of blink 182 (I don’t understand a damn thing about punk, so trust me: to inexperienced ears, this stuff and blink are the same shit. And by blink, I mean the MTV ones, not those "before" who "were good, not commercial" and all the other bullshit my friends filled my ears with over the past two decades). So, I like you a lot, but what you listen to – in my opinion, which isn’t really that important – could use a rethink.
Ipercussonici Tutti pari
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it's not really my thing, but there are moments when this stuff is the only music possible. I'm listening to quannu moru, and having worked all summer is starting to piss me off.
this Alice isn't bad at all. But let's leave Meg where she is, and let's not bring her voice out unnecessarily, otherwise it creates unfulfilled expectations.
Dan Trachtenberg 10 Cloverfield Lane
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"The film was meant to be something entirely different with a completely different title, and only while it was already in production did they decide to change certain things to make it a 'Cloverfield'—the worst idea they could have had: the film is not Cloverfield, but having Cloverfield in the title spoils everything that would have made it truly interesting. It was a real struggle to evaluate it; this time I preferred the narrow sleeve. I hope that with the rest of the comment I can explain what I really think of the film, because the transliteration of the work into numerical value in this case cannot really do justice to the movie.
If it had been done exactly as it was, with a completely different title, it would have been a thousand times better. Seriously, I found the title criminal, because in the end the film has good direction, at times excellent cinematography (in the outdoor sunset scene it's impossible not to recognize the appeal that the producer feels towards certain cinema of the 80s) and a plot that, with a different title, would finally have been something I wouldn't call new, but at least original for a thriller. And instead no, 'let's call it like that other film, but here 'Cloverfield' let’s say it’s just an address.' Well, too bad that just reading Cloverfield makes you think of aliens... damn, a beautiful suicide.
Such a shame, man, what a pity, it’s true that at times it tries to create a tension that even the director doesn’t feel, but it's also true that there were plenty of valid ideas (with another title) that the actors always believe in, that for every lackluster scene there are ten that are intense, that the initial accident is a slap in the face worthy of a ten and praise action movie, that building things with duct tape and bottles is just as cool as anything from the 80s, and a thousand other things.
Basically, I wanted to see the sequel to Cloverfield and I didn't, I could have seen a good thriller and they spoiled it for three quarters. The producers and distributors... But come on, really!
I also actually have something to say about the need to show at all costs that there was money for special effects, but what really disturbed me was the final scene (when she reaches the sign and turns right). What happens is fine, but to linger so much on the radio that says those things, and the shots of the signs, and the close-ups of her, and the radio calling for help, and the sign, and again her with that fierce look, while this scene started thirty seconds ago... come on, we got it! Didactic to the point of being disgusting, unnecessarily. Like all didactic things, by the way.
For everything else: one of the best thrillers I’ve seen this year (it’s also true that I hardly see anything at all anymore). For the umpteenth time: what a shame."
Giorgio Bassani Il Giardino dei Finzi-Contini
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I believe that a review is a way for the writer to measure themselves against the artist in question, which is why I don’t like book reviews (and I have an Anobii account, just for consistency...) and often pretend they don’t exist. But: "the more the years go by, the less I understand. Perhaps the old are right to be confused, maybe it’s just a shield to survive and keep going." Thank God Debaser is not just reviews.
I dropped the book in high school after three chapters; I didn’t even try. There’s only one book that I remember as more laborious and frustrating, and since I’m here looking like an illiterate, I can also say that it’s THAT ABYSMAL PAIN IN THE ASS CALLED MALAVOGLIA. Those and their shitty lupins... Well, it’s useless to say that my relationship with literature is quite singular: she is beautiful, important, sensual, serious, and incredibly rich, but I’m only interested in licking her pussy; I’ve never thought about marrying her.
So what the hell am I supposed to comment on a book if Malavoglia is crap and the Gardens of the Finzi-Contini are an anvil to rest my balls on? Better to check when the Blu-ray of Lo Chiamavano Jeeg Robot is coming out, right?
The Duff Brothers Stranger Things
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I don't know. I mean: good job, to be fair, but here we are tearing our underwear over this page and I was expecting who knows what, instead it must be admitted that you wrote way cooler stuff, a lot cooler stuff. And because of that, it's impossible not to hate you a little.
About the work, which I don't know: It seems to me that super eight should appeal to you. But maybe you’ve already seen it.
Anyway, I keep looking for maps in the attic I don’t have, what the hell are all those imperfects?
The Duff Brothers Stranger Things
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I don't know, so I won't read it yet. To understand if it might interest me: are there eight episodes and then it concludes, or is the ending open?
Pink Floyd GREEN IS THE COLOR
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Hi Buzz. Don’t take it the wrong way, but I think Algol is right, even if he’s wrong. It’s not a contradiction; wait, let me explain and stretch out my thoughts: he’s wrong because there are plenty of reviews out there in print and online, while there are far fewer games based on movies and music. I’m convinced that Debaser is there to entertain and have fun before it informs (though it does inform, probably better than many serious sites, but the core of the site has always been elsewhere). However, he’s also right: these days, ratings are handed out as if they were confetti, and while I do like your basic style and share it, I can’t help but point out that you should slow down a bit: you can’t always be inspired. Writing a Zot takes five times longer than writing a normal review that’s five times the length of the Zot. The first four lines on this page are beautiful, but the others seem (and correct me if I’m wrong) rushed out as quickly as possible so you can wrap up the review and send it in. By doing so, you ruin your work. The fives will rain down anyway, but are you sure you prefer "popular opinion" over the satisfaction of having crafted something truly beautiful?
Well, do as you like, but I’ll repeat: I think if you took more time, your pages would all be at the same (high and pleasant) level. Sure, there would be fewer of them...