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Take That The Circus

23 sep 10

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Take That The Circus

23 sep 10

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"We want to talk about Robbie Williams and Barlow's new video" but also no, who the hell cares about them... oops, unfortunate joke.

Ruben Fleischer Benvenuti a Zombieland

23 sep 10

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The first two Aliens are a must, actually a mast: the first is a hardcore horror, the second is one of the best sci-fi action flicks of all time. The third is garbage, the fourth is worse than the third, and those vs Predator simply aren't Aliens. (Although Raul Bova vs Alien wasn’t bad as a piece of trash) The Alien saga, taken as a whole, is actually unwatchable, but there are very few people who consider the saga in its entirety. Excluding my podiatrist, my trusted greengrocer (5 oranges for 25 euros, because they’re orange not green), all the other people I’ve met since the third one don’t consider it Alien anymore. So, the Alien saga counts as 2 films: Alien and Aliens. It’s an amazing saga; if you don’t think so, either you sell oranges at exorbitant prices justifying it by saying they aren’t limes, or you can study the plant of my feet. What do you say? A saga can’t consist of just 2 chapters? Who cares, the first two Aliens are awesome! "Go fuck yourself" / "With you anywhere and anytime."

Take That The Circus

23 sep 10

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Comment 38: "mirrors almost never looked at"... You are a fucking genius, damn it!

My Beloved Force Feeding Love

23 sep 10

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But is the cover by Tsutomu Nihei?

Ruben Fleischer Benvenuti a Zombieland

23 sep 10

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but it's precisely because it's not a splatter horror that it's a cool movie! splatter horror and zombies... as far as I know, only Romero is really capable (and I mean really capable) of that, and even Danny Boyle didn't make crap with "28 Days Later" (DAYS, not WEEKS, which is instead a mind-blowing piece of garbage even in the realm of B-movie horror)...

Sergio Leone Per Qualche Dollaro In Più

23 sep 10

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I prefer this even though Eli Wallach's annoying face isn't there.

Ruben Fleischer Benvenuti a Zombieland

23 sep 10

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And four for the review too! (How can you give three to this movie? It's true, it's a crazy nonsense, okay, but it's well-made, it has great editing, the cinematography may not be sophisticated but it's super effective... Have you seen what the hell Hollywood has been producing for years?)

Ruben Fleischer Benvenuti a Zombieland

23 sep 10

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Damn it! It was about time someone reviewed it! Now I'll read the review; in the meantime, I'll give the film a four (which I watched with subtitles because the Woody projector looked like crap in the trailers).

My Beloved Force Feeding Love

23 sep 10

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Beautiful! They actually seem very "seasonal" to me: like if it's sunny outside, the sea, and forty degrees; maybe they're a bit out of place. But they don't seem bad.