nes Banned

"I don't want anything in particular. I write short comments that take me a few seconds just to see how long you're willing to respond to nothing. You're the one who came to this page and has been posting long, unfunny comments for two days." See, you’re confused: you keep changing your mind; first, I entertain you and make you laugh, then you say I’m not funny. Make a clear and confident decision! Have a sambuca molinari, because even if it's three in the afternoon, it won't do you any harm. "And I add: in every pilates lesson, there's a moment when the instructor invites you to focus on the 'triangles of the genitals.' It's interesting news, but I still don't know what this pilates is; you, who are evidently an expert, can’t enlighten me?" "Well, I’m less informed about what the benefits of pilates might be. In theory, it should help with coordination and balance." Goodness, you just needed to read the comment below! Thanks for the information, you know how it is if a mind as brilliant as yours knows what it is, I'm immediately captivated by the idea and I rush to inform myself through the most authoritative sources. I appreciate your clarification. However, I can manage to stand without losing my balance; as for the eye-finger coordination that lets me type randomly on the keyboard, it matters little. [You know, I just bought a keyboard for overweight people: keys eight centimeters by eight, it's as big as a living room rug but it's a blast; I can type by banging on it (a phrase that can give you a myriad of ideas to be witty again, as only you can)], so I don't think I'll ever take a course; I'm sorry we will never meet in class. But even more, I'm sad that I won't meet your teacher, the one who makes you concentrate 'on the triangles of the genitals...' I keep apologizing for the parentheses, square and round (I still don’t know how to make those curly ones on this new keyboard, but don't worry, as soon as I figure it out, you'll be the first to know), but I do it because I am aware of your intellectual gifts, and I know that such a small step cannot be a challenge for the giant in front of me."

Is that the t-shirt? Okay, the rest doesn't really matter; I was hoping for a new image, but it’s fine. EW are awesome, but unfortunately, their best tracks are on EPs and splits that apparently they're not reissuing – unlike the rest of their discography. I can't find any of their essential albums. Maybe like my fanatic. If only I could get my hands on supercoven (damn play.com, I was one day late) or chrono.naut or the split with Reverend Bizarre, I would be particularly happy.

Did someone say something?

Look, in my opinion, you should gather all those users ready to kiss your ass, multiply them by all their fakes, bring them here, and with their help try to get what you want (by the way, sorry but what exactly do you want? Because you haven't told me yet.)

"Good job, go to sleep. Those who sleep don't catch fish. And, as emerges from certain comments on this page, you have quite a bit of fish to catch. Wow bartle, you were tired too yesterday... Your phrase doesn’t make sense and I don’t understand it: you say I’m doing well to sleep so I don’t catch any fish. Then you say I should catch the fish. It’s a bit like yesterday, when at first you said I was boring, and then that I was funny. You’re, how can I say, losing your edge; I don’t see you as sharp and fierce anymore. Of course, if I had also played the games that rich kids like you could play (the ones where dragons attacked you naked while spitting fireballs and making ambiguous questions about their gender), I would also have serious problems now. I mean, I do have serious problems too, but I’m aware of them."

Well, it’s getting late, maybe it’s time to say goodnight. A big kiss, Bartle, sweet dreams.

"To tell the truth, it wasn't a giant turtle (?!?), but a dragon. In fact, it breathed fireballs. You probably had a giant turtle because you were given the version for less fortunate kids and/or those affected by radiation." Oh gosh, now you remind me of the 740 from my...sad moments, it's true, thanks for reminding me. You instead had that one where I use your words (which I know you like so much) "a dragon [...] that breathed fireballs [...] approached you dressed only in a raincoat and asked you if you've ever seen a cigar with mustaches." (sorry for the ongoing parentheses, but it would have been tough to describe in your words -which are always beautiful- the level one monster that the richer kids than me played against) "In any case, the previous comment was ironic. Irony is something you don't know, and especially, don't understand. Just like, for example, the use of cutlery, the bidet, and, not least, the Italian language." There's so much irritation in this comment; I'm sorry that it's making you angry. If you want, there are three strapping young men looking for a hole, they are José, Paco, and Federocco. If you want, I can lend them to you; you'll see that you'll relax a lot.

I was reading comment 92... you weren't telling me "No, no. Popcorn and coke at this hour risk ruining your appetite. Better save them for when you return from Pilates. I'll wait for you." but you were talking to geenoo... I didn't know geenoo did Pilates, after all I don't even know what Pilates is. So yes, I misunderstood, and it happens often; what can I say, you have to be patient.

"Yeah, and the end-of-level monster in Super Mario Bros would come up to you dressed only in a raincoat and ask if you've ever seen a mustached cigar." But no, the first-level monster was a huge turtle; all you had to do was jump behind it and it would die. It didn’t come close to you; what strange games did they make you play as a child???

I'll try to listen to them even if with the whole black mass story, you're not selling them to me that well :) In Italy, the mammoth stuff at concerts starts from 20 euros, so I completely understand that 60 pounds is an illogical amount (though it obviously depends on the finances). The poster I was talking about is this. Page not found | LinkCuts to me, the girls look more like tusks than mermaids (I mean, I really don't see the fish tail) but maybe you have a different image on the t-shirt, in which case I would ask you to send me some links because I haven't seen two mermaids malleusesque slurping around yet and the idea seems promising. I can understand the not idolizing every work: excluding lucifersong, satan ep, idolum, eve, snailking, and godlike snake, the rest is avoidable :)