nes Banned

Don't take it the wrong way, but in my opinion, you enjoy being told "Stop talking nonsense."

"I can't write? I've earned a few bucks writing, imagine that." thanks to hell you live in a country where they publish poetry books with a bond... "I’ve churned out about twenty masterful reviews on the genre" let your readers decide that (and unfortunately I belong to those readers, philosophem was more than enough have you written any others? I'm not interested)/// "BM is too elevated a genre for your little orangutan brain..." BM has nothing elevated about it, it was born low-fi by choice, its roughness is its strong point... are you sure they paid you to write?/// "You’d rather pretend it makes you laugh, instead of facing it" marduk, immortal, carpatian forest, mayhem... when I was 16 I got into the genre, faced it, then after a couple of years I started to understand it was more parodic than angry, honestly nowadays the only black metal I can listen to are 2 or 3 "post" groups/// "And you'd rather pretend to feel more gratified listening to Pirl Floyd. Congratulations: you're a stereotypical milanese stoner." Why do you have to emphasize that you're an idiot in every post? I really couldn't care less about Pink Floyd.../// "that bunch of idiots who until a couple of years ago danced to house music thinking it was music" I swear to god, I can recognize a breakbeat track when I hear it, a D&B piece, but I've never understood what house is and I've never stepped into a nightclub. Just the idea of dancing makes me blush with shame./// "your cheeky little jokes" Cheeky???/// "Happy now? Why don't you pretend to be shoegazer again?" What does it mean to pretend to be shoegazer? If you explain it to me, I'll try to pretend to be one. "Rabbit..." this is the most ridiculous thing you've written in several years of useless presence on the site. Now I'll praise you for it.

I was stuck on the robot: <[°:°]>

Here it is. Det Som Engang Var - Burzum - Recensione di MaledettaPrimavera This is the best black metal review ever, and for a simple reason: whoever wrote this page could write. This Filosofem - Burzum - Recensione di katharsys which is yours (and funny enough, it was about Filosofem, maybe I remembered something from then...) features sentences like these: "One would wish, at most, for the song to end as soon as possible, but one can only wish, at the same time, that it never ends." ; "An album less evil and 'black' than others" ; "An ambient piece that doesn't change a bit over its 25 minutes, more a representative fruit of Varg Vikernes's sick genius, who traverses the entire staircase to the heavens of music, and surpasses it, flowing into something else, something that goes BEYOND simple melody, beyond simple EARTHLINESS" making it involuntarily more comical than that of cursed spring... the fact that you no longer write is not a loss for the black metal debaser community and I believe I have read enough of your work.

Well, look, Belus was actually not because it's one of the last releases, I mean the one with a guy (or a girl) on the cover playing a horn or something like that. Maybe Philosophem. But maybe you didn't even write about that, and it’s actually me who remembers wrong. And I remember wrong because evidently what you write doesn't touch me, doesn’t hit me. "I believe, without false modesty, that I have been one of the top 3 black metal reviewers this site has ever had." It’s the kind of thing that makes you say "who cares." Best black metal reviewer??? Wow, if I were you, I would have focused more on viking or funeral; can you imagine? You could have said, "I’m the best viking reviewer!" or "I’m the best funeral reviewer!" Anyway, if you were one of the best, I’d remember your reviews; for example, the best BM review is "Maledetta Primavera." I remember perfectly that it’s yours, now I’m going to look for it and link it to you. And anyway, yes, I applaud myself for being here to tell you "you’re such a great reviewer that I don’t even remember what the hell you wrote..."

nico: "Personally, I would rather be a monkey than a racist or a homophobe (as it seems to me that all the 'belligerents' on this page are, deep down).” I invite you to suck it because I am neither a racist nor a homophobe; in fact, I hope you are a nice Puerto Rican with plump lips.

Dear den: "You say I'm a fool. I say you’re a faggot. I don’t understand what you’re trying to prove this way. Apart from the fact that you’re a competition-level idiot completely incapable of arguing." I don’t need to argue anything, I posted a comment for fun and in response you showed up from the “cave of nerds with no social life who must find some way to pass the time, poor guys,” and you called me a monkey. From that moment on, the only thing that interests me is replying to you just to mock you. I don’t want to argue anything; I don’t have to argue anything, you’re a fool and everyone knows it here. /// "Then, Nes, regarding my bans, why are you talking? You missed the heyday of Katharsys in 2007 and 2008. I bet you’ve never even seen my major reviews around. You don’t have the right to talk about me like that. Rookie - you arrived only in August 2009." I’ve read the reviews (not all, mind you, I think I’ve only read a couple, maybe even one by Belus but I could be wrong) and I’m talking about you because you just come here to insult; it seems embarrassing that you think you can just walk by, spit in the face of anyone who passes by, and hope they won’t respond... oh no, sorry, it’s not embarrassing, it’s just that you’re a fool. Even the rookie faggots like me know that by now.

these reviews keep getting better. Maybe less "then" next time. I don't know shit about what you listen to, I probably won't listen to it, but finally a series of "fuck yeah" reviews on the homepage. The guy on the cover reminds me of some Japanese cartoon that used to be on when I was really little, something from the days of "Il mago pancione."

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