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DeAge™ : 6157 days • Here since 1 august 2009

Federico Fellini La Dolce Vita

30 apr 18

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Don't worry, you're among civilized people and you're not ostracized just because you have terrible tastes. Breathe and stay calm: Does Fellini bore you? Alright, we all live the same way.

Coil Live One

29 apr 18

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I like the Debaser style reviews. But the Live One, Two, Three, and Four by Coil are part of the peak period of their discography. Perhaps a slightly less gut-level and more formal approach would have been more appropriate. But maybe that's just the opinion of a fanboy of a band for old folks.

Hardcore Anal Hydrogen HyperCut

19 apr 18

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the most comedic singer I have ever seen/heard. Considering the decades I’ve spent among black metal, death metal, and related genres, it wasn’t easy. Chapeau.

Paolo Costella Tutti Gli Uomini Del Deficiente

19 apr 18

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No one has broken my balls about Ready Player One because it’s a product at the opposite end of the film you’re examining. And honestly, I really think “mediocre” is the adjective that fits this film the best. I saw it in theaters, and once again a couple of years later, and today I only remember 2 scenes and the song "Medal" by Elio. And the context, thanks a lot, and the context...

Jordan Peele Get Out

17 apr 18

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Yes, but key and peele wear it out.

M. Night Shyamalan Split

14 apr 18

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I was enjoying it so much and I didn't understand: "Weh Night, a movie without a major twist??? Have you lost your mind? How much I care about you!" Then everything gets resolved by pulling Hulk's hair, my "Night, go screw yourself!" comes out, and planet Earth starts spinning around the sun again.

Craig Gillespie I, Tonya

13 apr 18

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beautiful beautiful. I didn't appreciate the moments when the director steps away from the storyteller's path and enters the realm of the author (the moments "he did this!" the parallel between K.O. and triple axel, the pedantry with which the camera lingers on the spat blood, and... well, I think that's enough, just minor stuff. The other day I argued that when a director does everything right, without their hand being visible, it means they are doing a perfect job (we were talking about Spielberg), I wish Gillespie would start thinking this way too, because he seems really good good.

I don't agree with the opinion expressed in the review about the Oscar: reiterating for the thousandth time that I find the Oscars quite useless for judging a film, McDormand's performance is without a shadow of a doubt the interpretation that has struck me the most since I first saw "Bronson." Robbie is fantastic (it's a film with at least three performances deserving not just attention but awards: there's also a Paul Walter Hauser whose being "in a state of grace" would be an understatement. and I say this having watched the film dubbed; had I seen it in the original language, I'd probably be downloading all the films I’m missing from the three mentioned above right now.

That said, I find the review excellent, and it's quite painful to see eight meager comments beneath a beautiful review of a beautiful film.

Kylie Minogue RAINING GLITTER

1 apr 18

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"She's ready to torment us with a new single." This sentence is art in its double, triple, and quadruple meanings, somersaults, deadly and unintended. Art.

Sun Ra Cosmic Tones For Mental Therapy

31 mar 18

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I'm tired of the stories about crazy jazz musicians with reckless lives; they've annoyed me long before they became trendy. Uncle: it's music for grandparents, even if the grandparents are junkies. It's beautiful music, no doubt about it. Listen to beautiful music, no doubt, as a consequence. But you’re not rebellious people, or at least you surely aren’t because of your listening habits. And I believe that true music doesn’t need myths or legends to ride into immortality, so: as undeniable as the truth of these facts may be, I would avoid continuing to recount them with mythological emphasis. First, because there's no need for it. Second, because I repeat: listening to a grandparent who’s a junkie doesn’t make you a charismatic figure, it just means you’re listening to a grandparent who’s a junkie. And it probably means you don’t know how to approach a woman in a club. And it probably means you have less sex than a fifteen-year-old who listens to sfraebbasta. Who, by the way, does drugs five times more than you. Making music that’s not always phenomenal...

Steven Spielberg Ready Player One

31 mar 18

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I've read the book three times. I was hoping they wouldn't make a movie out of it. If they really had to, I knew that only Spielberg could create something worthwhile. Tomorrow I'm going to see it; if it's seriously not a nerd catastrophe, I'm going to shit in Steven's mouth. I've owed him a couple of crap sandwiches since the fourth Indiana Jones.