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The Last Painting Smiles on a Dead Man
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I don't know, I haven't read the review but I did read the last 5 comments and that's enough for me.
Peter Weir The Way Back
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"I can't understand how the films are 'distributed' in our country." This is what they told me (note: they told me, I can't be sure) a couple of years ago: the films that reach the eyes of Italian distributors are a mess, so they are sent at double speed, and they watch the first 10 minutes, the twenty central minutes, and the last ten. I repeat: that's what they said, I can't be sure, but it would explain a lot of things.
Jamiroquai Greatest Hits
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This review has been up for 2 hours and it's already the one with the most comments on the homepage. This guy here is fucking you with sand, making you believe it's Vaseline... Oh god, that one about Queen actually has more comments... Long live the sand! To connect back to Zanna, I'm full of worms in my brain, but Jamiroquai has always made me wanna puke. Tunecapisci: "Our celestial cowboy relentlessly rides the desire of many for those past rhythms that once saw them young and hopeful..." I'm still trying to figure out what this sentence means.
Joel & Ethan Coen Mister Hula Hoop
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I haven't seen him in ages; I remember him as a blockbusterdidio.
Moonless Calling All Demons
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In my opinion, we've heard two different albums: you hear the desert, I hear the tar; you find it stoner rock, I find it doped doom; you hear Kyuss, I hear Pentagram; you seek innovation in a genre (whichever it may be, stoner or doom) where I look for certainties from the first listen. You think it lacks particular insights, while when I hear a singer that makes me think, "this album would be worse without vocals," I shout miracle.
Linea 77 La speranza è una trappola - Part 1
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Back in the days of ketchup suicide, I went with a classmate to 2 of their concerts. The only good thing I remember was my friend's caramel. "So why did you see them twice???" Well, I told you: the caramel was really good.
Premiata Forneria Marconi Storia di un minuto
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THIRTY! a virtual vagina hair pulls more than a cart of oxen, it's really true... _I don’t like track by track (though it must be said you put effort into making it yeah) I don’t like the forneria marconi, but I’d be curious to hear you on the web radio show. I’d send you an enormous smileycazzo like darkeve but I’d like to avoid making you jump on the keyboard (and anyway darkeve’s is bigger).
Vasco Rossi L'uomo più semplice
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Damn, you guys keep getting worse... Zot great or nearly so, the choice of the artist to discuss is debatable. I just read that this "review" was a definition... Seems like a good reason to get rid of that crap about definitions. -Ooh, come on, but definitions are all the rage... Kid ("kid" you take it home with you) even Lady Gaga who throws up blue is doing well.
Dope Felons and Revolutionaries
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had something to do with Marilyn Manson, maybe for the drummer or some groupie, I don't remember.
Tori Amos Boys For Pele
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beautiful, little heartwake was from another planet though. it's better to remember her this way than to see her now. great Rece, but "Eat chocolate, listen to Tori Amos and make peace with the world" and that's it would have been more zot and more excellent (it’s probably because, as far as I'm concerned, "zot" is never too much).