nes Banned

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DeAge™ : 6158 days • Here since 1 august 2009
Cabrera Nessun rimorso
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Nice, now I know that you can't stand the names that everyone can't stand, I know you're more alternative than the mass alternative scene, I know that maybe you kind of like these guys, but it's better to talk shit about them because that makes you cooler... ah, I don't really get what these guys do though: they scream, they don't do post-rock, they don't do post-hardcore, and every now and then they get a bit sweet. Like: I got that you enjoy showing off, but I didn't understand a damn thing about what you probably didn't even say.
Immanuel Casto Freak&Chic
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Guys, forgive me: but what crappy comments...
Immanuel Casto Freak&Chic
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no no no no no no: is he out? Is he out??? And what the hell am I still doing here? Hi everyone, I'm going to get him.
Francesco Guccini Folk Beat N.1; Due anni dopo
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"once he left behind these 20 tracks or so, sometimes a bit repetitive and not always very inspired" ??? Auschwitz, Noi non ci saremo, Vedi cara, L'ubriaco, Primavera di praga... are we sure these were two albums so uninspired? by the way, you also mention L'isola non trovata which personally is the album I like least from Guccini's 70s work, and Parnassius, which is the one I like least overall, with all due respect to the Tenco Prize. rather, it could be said that Folk Beat is produced poorly, it seems like you can hear Guccini singing at 45 RPM instead of 33.
Ron Howard Rush
Ron Howard Rush
24 apr 14
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It’s an entertainment film from the 2014/2013 season and should be judged as such. It would really be tough to rate it less than 5 balls. Unlike Bartle and others above, I found the cinematography and editing exceptional; there are some shots taken from the car side that, besides being super cool, were absolutely "new" to my eyes. The soundtrack is pure adrenaline; I’ve never cared a fig about Formula One, and the film kept me glued to the chair for at least an hour and forty. I’ve never been a huge fan of Howard, but here, for three-quarters of the film, he delivers an astonishing performance, as an author more than a craftsman. - Okay, so you’re giving it five, right? - No, I’m giving it two. Which is low, very low, unfair, and almost incorrect considering the work that goes into such a piece. The problem is precisely this: it’s a beautiful work, but it’s a film that gets wrapped around itself. Up until twenty minutes before the end, everything is perfect; then Lauda retires during the Japanese Grand Prix, Hunt keeps racing, and the pains begin. The journey that leads Hunt to finish the race and thus win the championship is an epic escalation completely outside the emotional framework that the film had built until then. If it had just been the story of Hunt trying to beat Lauda, everything would have gone smoothly; that part would be perfect, worthy of being taught in film schools (seriously). But the film is something else entirely; it’s about the relationship between two people/characters and in that last fifteen minutes of film, the expectation is that the viewer shifts from "someone interested in the events of the two drivers" to "Hunt’s fan." It’s not Days of Thunder; I don’t care who wins, and above all, until that moment, the character the film tries hardest to connect the audience with is Lauda. He’s unlikable, he’s not handsome, he gets laid little when he could get laid so much, yet I felt more on his side than on that of the beautiful and damned Thor (which is a bit like saying I feel more inclined to take on the role of Dylan rather than Morrison... If you, director, can achieve something like that, damn: congratulations). The problem I found, in short, is that at a certain point the film expects the viewer to fully identify with a character when no one has done anything to make you empathize with them. I believe the issue lies entirely in the pacing: it’s a semi (I imagine) realistic story that tries to carry an epic triumphal ending. There would be nothing wrong with that; others have done the same before, but you don’t have enough time—two hours isn’t enough for such a task, you need at least three if not four (ready? Go!... with the wind...). I also didn’t like the final scene; it’s a product of the previous scene and doesn’t really fit the mood of the first hour and forty. The film is a masterpiece for being a modern blockbuster, an excellent film from a technical standpoint, but a missed opportunity if we consider what it likely aspires to be: a masterpiece. Because yes: in every damn shot there’s a footnote that says, “I’m Riki Cunningham, look how good I am,” and you’re a tremendously talented director, Riki; if I denied that, I’d be an asshole. But we’re not there yet; there is more to dare (because a four-hour film about Formula One, which Americans couldn’t care less about, means betting on a horse that has a fever). So, two for Rush, if Rush is the "superfilm of the year that blows all the films away." If we’re just considering it as a movie, well then yes, three balls is at least the minimum. But for three-quarters of the film, I was hoping and really believing, and by the end of it, I was genuinely disappointed. Regarding the review: I’ll repeat myself, but Geenoo (wherever you are), if you had placed fewer idiotic comments and left more reviews, we would all (you included) have been much, much happier. What a pen, damn it; but no, you have to poke at those who then slap you back. Such wasted (a lot
Joel Coen Fargo
Joel Coen Fargo
18 apr 14
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I wanted to say that... oh no, another monkey has already said it. Us monkeys are better.
Wes Anderson Grand Budapest Hotel
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I like the comparison to Burton; you can apply it to his entire filmography (or at least to the films of his that I've seen). Essentially, he's Burton with lower intellectual pretensions. Of course, everything is very beautiful; if he were a photographer, he would deserve the fame he enjoys, but there’s also an uncommon emptiness, and the entertainment always stops just a step before the level of "I detach my head and I'm in the film." It’s uselessness made directing. And that’s a real shame, because if he decided to take that last step, it would be all fantastic, or almost. The problem is that I’m fed up with watching his new films hoping for something a little more compared to the previous one, only to find something a little less instead. I hated Moonrise Kingdom.
Sunn O))) & Ulver Terrestrials
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As a result of just a single listen, it's an album that has completely washed away from my memory. The only thing I remember is that the glass, rather than half empty, I found still dry.
Brad Gilbert Vincere Sporco - Winning Ugly
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Great page, by the time I finished I was sad it was over. And I don't give a damn about tennis, watching it makes me sick, and if I had to play it I think I would just manage to fluff the ground with that racket. Maybe more than great, it's a masterpiece. No, seriously, then you can explain to me how you managed to make me prefer a page about a book on tennis written by someone I've never even heard of. I don't know what else to add, I'm flabbergasted. If you want, I can say "Well done," but "Well done" would really be underwhelming.
John Lee Hancock Saving Mr. Banks
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I can't stand Hanks, I can't stand his face. I mean: I have nothing against him as an actor, it's just that he rubs me the wrong way, and there's nothing I can do about it. That said: I saw the trailer for this movie at the cinema and, it pains me to admit, it looks like one of the best things in theaters. Sooner or later I'll see it, I'll probably like it, and I'll definitely comment with a "too bad Tom Hanks is in it."