JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Premiata Forneria Marconi Storia di un minuto
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Ah why they arrive
Jamiroquai Greatest Hits
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But why this damn waste of pixels?
Queen Queen II
Queen Queen II
20 mar 13
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Well, what can I say, an original review, written in a way that goes beyond the usual clichés. A fresh musical proposal that introduces us to emerging bands. Well done, bravo più più.
Vasco Rossi L'uomo più semplice
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UH! OH! NOTICE FOR DE-USERS: we inform you that this re-view is copied from a De-Fini-Tion. Fine of 1000 Armenian tallers out of course and in jail directly without passing go. Unless you have uveitis, then everything is prescribed.
Mariah Carey Music Box
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So, approaching the topic from a purely musicBBile perspective, I would say: more whore than chick. But it’s all good anyway.
Amorphis Privilege of Evil
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5 even just for the band names you threw out there with vAIOlenZa into-the-recenZion. I listened to that diZchettolo a million years ago, but honestly, I prefer the much later Amorphis way more.
The Mars Volta De-Loused In The Comatorium
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Let's say 3.5 even though to 'stiqua I would award the Nobel for CopertinografiaMusicabbbile. Anyway, "it's hard to highlight one track over another"... but I could also say one diZco over another, I spent entire nights with a random playlist featuring the complete diZcography of TheMarsVolta/OzricTentacles, and I don't remember what I was saying anymore.
Voivod Target Earth
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Ziochen. I had 2 links to download this little thing of the mmmmmagici Voivod, but they don't work, I guess the ones that sent them to me De-InWiati in Sardinian...
Yo La Tengo Fade
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Bea bea this! I don't know them, but Destroy-CarroZZhs told me they are 60% identical to the ACCEFALICS. And I believe him a lot.
Mudhoney Tomorrow Hit Today
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NO, NO, NO, a nice sandwich with mud.