Valeriorivoli

BARBANERA, people like you cling to the title of PALADIN OF THE ZOCCOLETTE with delusions of musical insight, criticizing for free and WITHOUT THE ARROGANCE OF A MUSIC CRITIC, BUT AS A POOR WANDERER WHO LIVES AND SHITS ON DEBASER LIKE A TERMINAL PATIENT, because someone like you who LOVES SAMPLINGS AND THE FAKE MUSIC OF SHAKIRA is JUST A PIECE OF SHIT. The songs of those like me, far from blowjobs, record labels, and various superficialities, who have poured their soul into music, DRIVE ME to move forward: MEANWHILE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING MUSICAL, YOU'RE JUST A POOR FROG WHO HAS DEFENDED AN ENCEPHALITIC SHAMPOO AD GIRL LIKE SIDERITA, WITH SECRET HOPES OF PLEASURE. The music video, in the meantime, is ON low budget, SIAE even pays me, and you remain just a FOREIGN SHIT, DISHONEST MUSICIALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY A ZERO, BECAUSE YOU LOVE SHIAQUIRA AND HER LATIN SHAMPOO GIRLS, WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SAMPLED DRUM AND A SAMPLER FROM GENUINELY PLAYED MUSIC: FOR ME DEBASER IS A MEANS, FOR YOU LIFE, YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE.

SEDERITA I AM THE Sweet Style New... excuse me, but why did you get offended? BARBABABBO caught a whiff of South American pussy and is playing the masked knight...SHAME! THANK YOU AAA YOU understood who I am, this ragtag bunch of mere buffoons whose greatest achievement in life is copying a text message and even getting it wrong. I play music, I’m immersed in the music and the tricks, the samplers, the sampling, I know and recognize them immediately. LET ALONE A COMPOSER of this winking poppet that, for Heaven's sake, is even radio-friendly, but from here to act like this silly SEDERITA who has discovered the Madonna without even a shred of irony, well, SOMEONE HAS TO KICK HER IN THE ASS... ESPECIALLY FOR INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, GOT IT BABBANERA BARABBA?

ZUCCHINO FROM BARI, DO YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND OR NOT THAT I WROTE THAT THE ALBUM IS FOR NOSTALGICS, JUST A PIPER OF EXPLODED DIAMONICHE—THE DIAMONICHE, you’re stuck in Santa Claus and childhood, think about it, a collector of diamoniche had to come my way like a tractor—I collect electric guitars, he collects diamoniche—only someone LIKE YOU CAN GIVE SO MUCH IMPORTANCE TO THE REITERATED PIANO THAT’S UNDER THERE, IT’S A THING THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THE RECE...WHAT DOES HENDRIX HAVE TO DO WITH IT, GO WORK, instead of thinking about this nonsense, trivialities, foolishness...WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT THAT PIANINO, OR PIANO OR FORTE, ALWAYS AN ELECTRIC PIANO, HUH? NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT REAL PIANOS...

Weren't they the ones from beautiful one?

Great Drupi... - sure, he was born old, but it doesn't matter; Morandi, Celentano, and others are worse.

Well done, Syderita, I admire your good manners... You held on without saying even a single curse word. WELL DONE! Seriously.

SEDERITA LISTEN, I don’t know your nationality and it doesn't matter in this context; have you had an EEG done? No? Because if you think that here they applaud you like at a boy scout retreat after you’ve done 4 reviews 4 on sciacquira, well, you need to contact a neurologist. Then DOES SCIAQUIRA WRITE HER SONGS ON HER OWN? ARE YOU SURE? HAVE YOU GONE TO THE VENEZUELAN SIAE AND CHECKED if she has any titles; and the SAMPLERS—you know what they are, right?—of THE PRETENDERS, does she make them herself, or do you think there’s someone behind her supporting her—not just virtually.
Second question: to write all these reviews about her and to revel in your writing, at least, if this mephitic transference has occurred with your idol, I mean, do you at least have a nice backside like hers? Otherwise, clear off...

YOU'VE BROKEN MY BALLS WITH THIS CROSS-EYED AND DUMB BLOWJOBBER, YOU AND CAZGAZER.

and then the cover of this album is that of a renowned pompinara-Latina-… LUCI BATTISTI SANG: TALKING ABOUT EVOLUTION, ELEVATION, WHILE YOU THINK OF THE HIGH HEELS YOU HAVE - DO YOU STILL LOVE ELISA - I would say the same goes for sciaquona sciaquira, while you think about those blowjobs you give…

DERECENSOR YDEIRITA, SHAME ON YOU. You have the open-mindedness of a Latina waitress singing while dusting: IDIOT, 4 REVIEWS on the mental—and perhaps physical—little fingers you make on Shakira's albums. 4 REVIEWS 4, but go read PETRARCH instead of prattling on about Venezuelan hairdressers for 4 reviews 4. YOU WORK FOR HER OR ON HER MYSPACE SITE, it's OBVIOUS.