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Dj Francesco Bella Di Padella
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I don't.. Either shame or nothing
Shakira Fijacion Oral Vol.1
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The reviewer forgets that the best-selling music is undoubtedly the most artistically irrelevant music. Therefore, reinforcing his appreciation for the album by declaring it "the best-selling of all time" only serves to further undermine the product.
Dj Francesco Bella Di Padella
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Oh right..
Dj Francesco Bella Di Padella
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Assuming that all the sons of p.. you mention, except perhaps Alberto Angela, are indeed certified incapable, your entire argument is based on pneumatic emptiness; attributing even the slightest artistic talent to this walking object is sheer and harmful madness. Yours is an unjustifiable apologia, and in your review, there is not a single truth, apart from that regarding diesel.
Shakira Fijacion Oral Vol.1
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Two questions: What does "eccentuare" mean?
What does "Le altre canzoni non le riporto perché penso che l'idea non sia maggiormente precisabile da me" mean, a phrase that, by the way, is written in an atrocious Italian?
I find Latin music as depressing as your reviews at the very least..
Avril Lavigne My World
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So a half album with old songs rehashed, covers of other pop tracks, and a random live (maybe sung in playback) would be an operation "anything but commercial"?
We're doing great.. I give it one star because I can't stand her..
Kevin Reynolds Waterworld
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The movie is badass, but the catamaran the protagonist sails is truly a spectacle.. I've never watched it with regret, even though I repeat, it’s badass.. As a reviewer, you suck..
Gore Verbinsky The Ring
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I bounce back here from the despicable review of the Japanese version... You're not funny at all... "I hope the reviewer has been shot for this..." The movie is a big letdown and doesn’t even scare chickens.
Hideo Nakata Ring 2
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Useless review, ungrammatical and clearly written with a stick up the ass just to post a bunch of them one after another.. I haven't seen the film but if it's worse than the first one then it must be a total flop..
Hideo Nakata Ring
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Maybe you should write fewer reviews but make them better. Learn Italian. Painful film and unjustly celebrated; the American version is even more ridiculous and boring.