Bisius

DeRank : 2,26
DeAge™ : 7220 days • Here since 4 september 2006
Duncan James Future Past
Voto:
Woe to anyone who says this shell has a double personality named BISIUS. For doubts, check my comment on POVIA's review. BIRBABIRBA, now I’m sending an email to the editors to ask them to censor all (AND I MEAN ALL) the reviews in your name. And again, fuck off. If anyone is sinking DEBASER, it's you and certainly not me. And go back to playing with your friends. REQUIEM.
Fiorella Mannoia Certe Piccole Voci - Live
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I can't help but comment on one of the greatest DeBaser users. So, when people talk to me about Mannoia, I still turn my head the other way. But since I'm twenty-nine years younger than you, your opinion definitely counts more than mine; you are undoubtedly more experienced, so I trust your judgment. As for the review: it's just slightly below the others, as you linger a bit too long describing elements somewhat external to the song (like the applause that feels a bit too repetitive). But, quoting you, it's just a small venial sin, as you have a remarkable command of language (perhaps influenced by age and experience). So I feel capable of giving you a full five. I can't judge the album, considering my almost total aversion towards these singer-songwriters and the contemporary praise found in your more than reliable review. Requiem.
Povia I bambini fanno oh e la storia continua
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No? You’ve never allowed yourself the luxury of offending me? Soon you'll regret that as well. You still have time to show me that you’re not what you want to appear. A brain-dead. A ri-requiem.
Diana Krall The Look Of Love
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaah 1950 records!!!!!!!! I'm speechless!!!!!! my God! You're a legend. But where the hell do you find all this money for all this stuff? Wow.
Eagles Of Death Metal Death By Sexy
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I haven't heard anything about the garage. The band still seems quite limited in terms of music (but that's just my opinion). A healthy hard rock, which I personally don't like at all, but I have to admit they are quite interesting for now.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
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For those who might imply something: this one is not Korn. Although the hermeticist from Padua has returned among us, he has chosen the unsettling nickname of Sofficino. Another terrible review, but this time I don't feel like ruining a perfect average by giving the consolation prize. Requiem.
The Beatles Abbey Road
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I repeat to you as well: these three reviews from PinkoSpallino are not by Korn. Korn has returned to us under the username Sofficino. So, unless he has revamped his vocabulary overnight, this is just a terrible review. PinkoSpallino, be more thorough please. Once again, a consolation prize.
Radiohead Ok Computer
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NOTICE TO ALL DEBASER USERS: KORN IS BACK AMONG US AND GOES BY THE NAME SOFFICINO. PINKOSPALLINO IS JUST A YOUNG UNLUCKY SOUL WHO HAPPENED TO BE IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME WITH THE WRONG REVIEW. A 2 OUT OF ENCOURAGEMENT BECAUSE THIS REVIEW IS REALLY BAD. REQUIEM.
Transatlantic SMPT
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Green Manalishi, you’re really great. After the review on Magma, now you’re also firing away with that on Transatlantic, a band I’m not familiar with but that many have already recommended to me (just like with the Magma after all). And you’ve earned a nice five. Peace (or rather, requiem).
Tarkio Omnibus
Tarkio Omnibus
10 oct 06
Voto:
Another one wasting time writing bullshit that doesn’t change a thing / I thought you were a decent person, and instead I find myself with someone who doesn’t even have a solid hole in their ass. Requiem.