The Network
An excellent new wave revival project by Green Day! more
Nerorgasmo
Born Dead. more
Ian MacKaye
Nothing will ever take away from me the belief that he was an unbearable pain in the ass. Essential nonetheless, among Minor Threat, Fugazi, and various projects/collaborations. more
MTV
eMpTyV more
Pantera
Never been able to stand it. Metal is something else entirely. more
Shakira
Again?! But this one has really broken my balls! It's everywhere, with the exact same song for how many years now? Overexposure of the wiggling. more
Shakira
There are those who write "she has tarnished her image," "it was better before." I would like to understand what Shakira's milestone is, so I can grasp where she displayed all her talent, which (un)fortunately I am unaware of. more
MTV
In the 80s, I discovered a plethora of bands through MTV. A local network was illegally rebroadcasting it, and I would wait for hours to see a video, notepad in hand to jot down the artist's name. It's sad to see that TV, which used to be associated with rebellion and musical freedom, transformed into the most skillful standard-bearer of mass conformity. You flip through MTV and what do you see? Rappers and bimbos shoving it in your face, and the peak "musical" moment is when a U2 video comes on. Go fuck yourselves! more
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Trout Mask is God. To conceive the idea of God, you need a man, the greatest son of a bitch among men, this is Don Van Vliet, known as Captain Beefheart. more
MTV
In constant, progressive, and unstoppable free fall. more
MTV
Simply The Devil!!! more
Shakira
poor as a scorer, built like a woman. There’s more to it. more
Brad Pitt
I give him 5 for Fight Club and because his favorite singer is Jeff Buckley. more
Fastball
A pair of talented authors like we haven't seen in a long time. more
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
May you rest in your arythmic paradise, next to Zappa and some group of Red Crayola demons from the beyond. Sneer at this fucking god on our behalf with your trout mask. ELLA GURU! ELLA GURU! ELLA GURU! more
Orgy
I don't know, they've always seemed to me like Duran Duran with distortion...quite nice though. more
Shakira
She has a butt that sings, and it's more in tune than Maria Callas. more
Orgy
Creativity in power in an orgy of sounds. more
Shakira
Poor thing, she’ll end up with a severe stiff neck from spending 80% of her performances with her back turned, but looking at the audience. more