Kings of Convenience
Stanne90
Stanne90

Kings of Convenience | DeRank™: 0,00

Exquisitely refined. more
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Starblazer
Starblazer

Sophie Ellis-Bextor | DeRank™: 0,00

"Trip The Light Fantastic" is truly a beautiful album, even though I don't particularly appreciate this genre. A very pleasant surprise; as for the aesthetic side, it’s an intriguing and stylish beauty, very elegant just the way I like it. more
Rainbow
Starblazer
Starblazer

Rainbow | DeRank™: 0,00

immense with Ronnie James Dio, with J.L. Turner don’t excite me as a musical proposal but they still have their reasons, quite anonymous in the fleeting reincarnation of 1995. more
Emigrate
Starblazer
Starblazer

Emigrate | DeRank™: 0,00

disappointing parallel project by Richard Kruspe: excellent guitarist in his field, somewhat decent songwriter, less than mediocre singer; one hopes it remains just a pastime already archived. more
Scorpions
berlinboy85
berlinboy85

Scorpions | DeRank™: -1,58

one of the most ridiculous bands I've ever had the misfortune to listen to. ps: Led Zeppelin are obviously from another planet, Queen are just barely more dignified than these assholes. more
King Arthur
Emerson
Emerson

King Arthur | DeRank™: 0,55

King Arthur returns to Camelot, but notices a huge yellow inscription on the snow: "King Arthur is a massive cuckold!" Annoyed like a puma, he calls upon Merlin to investigate the author of the misdeed. Two days later, Merlin requests an audience with the King:
“Majesty, two pieces of news: the first is that the inscription was made with Lancelot’s urine.”
“What a bastard, who would have thought! And the second?” thunders King Arthur.
“The second… is that the handwriting belongs to Guinevere!” more
Dire Straits
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Dire Straits | DeRank™: 3,00

A band that has also reached incredible heights. Certainly not always, but for me it's impossible not to appreciate the unique style of that certain Knopfler and not to recognize the underlying class of their (his) music. more
Zu
Stanne90
Stanne90

Zu | DeRank™: 0,00

Ah, the Zu. more
Wishbone Ash
stonecoldcrazy
stonecoldcrazy

Wishbone Ash | DeRank™: 0,00

I'm sorry, but I cannot access external content such as YouTube videos. If you provide the text you'd like translated, I'll be happy to help! more
Scorpions
stonecoldcrazy
stonecoldcrazy

Scorpions | DeRank™: -1,24

Great hard rock in the '70s, especially thanks to an exceptional guitarist like Ulrich Roth, then negligible... more
Jimi Hendrix
D.a.n.i
D.a.n.i

Jimi Hendrix | DeRank™: 1,62

''Excuse me, while I kiss the skyyyyyyyyy'' ... and nothing was ever the same again... more
Scorpions
Rocky Marciano
Rocky Marciano

Scorpions | DeRank™: 1,57

one of the best rock bands of all time, those who say otherwise should go listen to Queen and stop bothering us. more
Iced Earth
miraggio
miraggio

Iced Earth | DeRank™: 0,00

The best power band, but they played thrash. You really are Mongoloids! With a capital M! more
Scorpions
gnagnera
gnagnera

Scorpions | DeRank™: -1,39

German assholes more
Iced Earth
otaku-dono
otaku-dono

Iced Earth | DeRank™: 0,00

Best power metal band that has ever existed more
Pearl Jam
otaku-dono
otaku-dono

Pearl Jam | DeRank™: -3,62

The best; Nirvana can go fuck themselves. more
Kyuss
Kurtd
Kurtd

Kyuss | DeRank™: 0,00

Kyuss...people who get inside your head and never leave. more
Scorpions
SOADfannocagare
SOADfannocagare

Scorpions | DeRank™: -3,53

Absolutely the best of the genre; nothing compared to that crap from Queen and Led Zeppelin. more
Bad Brains
Drikyz
Drikyz

Bad Brains | DeRank™: 0,54

Rastacore! more
Marillion
gabrielegall
gabrielegall

Marillion | DeRank™: -9,55

rude, gaudy, irritating, revivalist, useless, pompous... in short, prog for little children or teenagers who think they are alternative... an album by Hatfield and the North is worth the entire discography of these useless clowns... more