Kurt Cobain
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fedezan76

Kurt Cobain | DeRank™: 0,00

Nes, but when you're as high as he is, even Courtney Love can look like Charlize Theron... more
Kurt Cobain
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nes

Kurt Cobain | DeRank™: 0,58

If I had been as handsome as him, I would have been a doomed rock star, high, and dead too. But I would have avoided Courtney... more
John Petrucci
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Starblazer

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 0,76

He’s a great axe-man, there’s no debate about that, but when I listen to Dream Theater, what strikes me sometimes are the keyboards, other times Portnoy's drumming, James LaBrie’s interpretation, or the melody, the atmosphere of a piece in a more general sense; I practically notice him only when he overdoes it and makes me think, “is this guy going to finish, or what? I want to hear how the piece progresses!” more
John Petrucci
JohnHolmes
JohnHolmes

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 10,14

Fuck you all. It feels like being at the fair of clichés. Sometimes I get the impression that you criticize for the sake of being original/alternative at all costs, even spouting a load of bullshit. Obviously, it really gets under your skin in front of a skilled and well-rounded musician. Petrucci is beyond debate. more
John Petrucci
ProgRock
ProgRock

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 0,00

"Gian Pietro Petrucci is a professional pick player who sometimes strums six/seven/twenty/48975893873.72 strings with his buddies Dream Theater." more
John Petrucci
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John Petrucci | DeRank™: 1,28

I won't give it a one because technically it's truly indefinably monstrous, too bad that by the second solo it already got on my nerves. more
My Chemical Romance
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Frankie89

My Chemical Romance | DeRank™: 0,00

They copy the Smashing Pumpkins pretty well (the singer even looks a lot like Billy Corgan). more
Kurt Cobain
JohnHolmes
JohnHolmes

Kurt Cobain | DeRank™: -8,68

An asshole. more
Aldo, Giovanni & Giacomo, Massimo Venier
Felo
Felo

Aldo, Giovanni & Giacomo, Massimo Venier | DeRank™: 3,00

More than laughing, when I watch their films I focus on the technical ability and the framing and editing solutions... I can't help but say, forget about Vanzina. more
Scarlett Johansson
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danno

Scarlett Johansson | DeRank™: 4,50

unspeakable sorca more
Carmelo Bene
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babymurdoc

Carmelo Bene | DeRank™: 0,43

This man was mad. "Like the phallus!" more
Pier Paolo Pasolini
Felo
Felo

Pier Paolo Pasolini | DeRank™: -2,24

Faggot, pedophile, and even a communist... One of the most forward-thinking minds of the last century. more
John Petrucci
D.a.n.i
D.a.n.i

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 0,00

Exquisite technique, little emotion. A shredder, in short. It’s not for me, but I still respect it because to reach those levels, they must have worked incredibly hard. more
Girl Talk
Frankie89
Frankie89

Girl Talk | DeRank™: 0,00

The mashup marathoner more
Iron Maiden
magnum p.i.
magnum p.i.

Iron Maiden | DeRank™: 0,00

Legend has it that the doll monster Eddie, in the night of time, impregnated the inflatable doll Rosie from AC/DC. Their offspring have been called "Metal Kids" (translation: buzzurri, esaltati con le orecchie piene di cemento), a dangerous cult that gains new followers day by day, with the sole and ultimate aim of bending the world to the will of Metal. more
Moltheni
Zed
Zed

Moltheni | DeRank™: 0,00

Best singer-songwriter of the past decade? more
John Petrucci
magnum p.i.
magnum p.i.

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 6,02

Go John, go. Go with your parabolic solos, your six-octave bends, your supersonic tapping, your super fluid legatos, your blazing scales, go John, go. Then you ask him to play the song of the sun on the beach and he panics. more
Deep Purple
magnum p.i.
magnum p.i.

Deep Purple | DeRank™: 2,23

They have changed their lineup so many times that it's hard to find a musician who hasn't been part of Deep Purple, even just for a day. Some cases are actually suspicious, like that of Zucchero, who claims to have been the singer of Deep Purple Mark 12 Bis (with a receding hairline of 4) between December 1993 and January 1994. more
Ritchie Blackmore
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magnum p.i.

Ritchie Blackmore | DeRank™: -1,13

After changing about fifty singers between Deep Purple and Rainbow, he finally concluded that his ideal singer should be well-endowed and have a nice pair of tits. more