Iron Maiden
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Iron Maiden | DeRank™: 0,00

Legend has it that the doll monster Eddie, in the night of time, impregnated the inflatable doll Rosie from AC/DC. Their offspring have been called "Metal Kids" (translation: buzzurri, esaltati con le orecchie piene di cemento), a dangerous cult that gains new followers day by day, with the sole and ultimate aim of bending the world to the will of Metal. more
Moltheni
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Moltheni | DeRank™: 0,00

Best singer-songwriter of the past decade? more
John Petrucci
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John Petrucci | DeRank™: 6,02

Go John, go. Go with your parabolic solos, your six-octave bends, your supersonic tapping, your super fluid legatos, your blazing scales, go John, go. Then you ask him to play the song of the sun on the beach and he panics. more
Deep Purple
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Deep Purple | DeRank™: 2,23

They have changed their lineup so many times that it's hard to find a musician who hasn't been part of Deep Purple, even just for a day. Some cases are actually suspicious, like that of Zucchero, who claims to have been the singer of Deep Purple Mark 12 Bis (with a receding hairline of 4) between December 1993 and January 1994. more
Ritchie Blackmore
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Ritchie Blackmore | DeRank™: -1,13

After changing about fifty singers between Deep Purple and Rainbow, he finally concluded that his ideal singer should be well-endowed and have a nice pair of tits. more
Spice Girls
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Spice Girls | DeRank™: -4,52

Live Forever... just this is enough to avoid the one more
Spice Girls
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Spice Girls | DeRank™: 0,00

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John Paul Jones
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John Paul Jones | DeRank™: -0,85

The greatest bassist of all time? I wouldn't say so! more
Cristiano Malgioglio
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Cristiano Malgioglio | DeRank™: 0,23

But chocolate ice cream is dedicated to a nice black man, right? more
Emilíana Torrini
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Emilíana Torrini | DeRank™: 0,00

An artist to watch more
Robert Plant
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Robert Plant | DeRank™: 0,44

Formidable. more
John Paul Jones
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John Paul Jones | DeRank™: 0,00

Perhaps the greatest bassist of all time. Those four strings in his hands danced. more
Spice Girls
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Spice Girls | DeRank™: 0,00

A handful of whores. more
Spice Girls
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Spice Girls | DeRank™: 0,00

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John Paul Jones
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John Paul Jones | DeRank™: 4,48

He could play bass, mellotron, organ, keyboards, piano, clavinet, banjo, guitar, drums, cello, and castanets, all at the same time. At the same time, he also handled public relations with the press, booked hotels that were riot-proof, chose the groupies, styled Plant's curls, tuned Page's 23 guitars, and administered vast doses of tranquilizers to the beastly bonzo before, during, and after the concerts. In his free time, he was a flight instructor. more
Robert Plant
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Robert Plant | DeRank™: 0,00

In a recent interview, he stated that he had been reported to the authorities several times as a kid for graffitiing the walls with the phrase "squeeze my lemon." more
Area international POPular group
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Area international POPular group | DeRank™: 1,63

Against the tide, disrespectful, revolutionary, pissed off at the world, technically monstrous, with the craziest, most genius, and technically gifted singer ever, and they are Italian. An honor. Huge. more
Adolf Hitler
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Adolf Hitler | DeRank™: 0,00

Shiny madness in power. The worst tyrant in history? Perhaps of the modern era (because between him and Stalin, I don't know who was worse), but nobody will ever surpass Genghis Khan, the author of the most wicked and ruthless genocides committed against conquered peoples. Anyway, Uncle Adolf without those little mustaches didn't say anything... mine is a 0. more
Jimmy Page
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Jimmy Page | DeRank™: 12,58

Regarding the legends about the supposed pact with the devil, it is said that once, during a concert, after about three hours of violin bow solo, Satan himself emerged from the floor and said to him: "Enough, damn it!" more
John Bonham
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John Bonham | DeRank™: 2,34

Once during the solo of Moby Dick, caught up in the frenzy, he started to pound on everything and everyone: Page, Plant, Jones, the audience, the groupies... everyone took a beating from Bonzo, everyone except Peter Grant, because he was bigger than him. more