DE-HOROSCOPE DE-JANUARY! EVERYBODY ON PE'! 📢
♈ (the universal capish @[Dr.Adder] and partly the confused @luludia): the beginning of the year will be a time of great experiences. One of these is the role of the elf Legolas in the Lord of the Rings musical
♉ (the wary @[snes]): try to look inside yourself. If you need a scalpel to see better, let me know
♊ (the one and only @[Mojoman]): in love, there will be sparks. Just try not to get your inflatable doll pregnant, or else it will be a fiery 2022
♋ (the king @[lector] and the master blacksmith @[MrDaveBoy73]): January will be a month dedicated to your dreams. One of these is the role of any dwarf in the Lord of the Rings musical where @Dr.Adder also performs
♌ (picking up on the genius idea of @[Alemarcon]): it won’t be easy to balance work and family, but if you manage it, you’ll have a good month. However, you should seriously stop eating the leftovers from the Christmas feast
♍ (the seer @[sergio60]): oh, how lucky you are! Win a trip to Monte Rosa with @De...Marga...
♎ (but nobody is Libra): don’t be fooled by expectations, focus on what is achievable. The leftover pandoro with mascarpone, for example, that is hyper-achievable
♏ (the peanutty @[Taddi]): it will be a month where things will happen that will last for a long time. For one, you will host L'eredità for a year
♐ (the unavoidable @[Eneathedevil], the guru @macaco, the meow-tastic @TataOgg, and the master superior @dsalva): enjoy the little joys that come your way, especially if they involve your passions. Like shanghai.
♑ (me myself and the musical shit-o-meter @[Ditta]): during your astral period, something good will happen. For example, winning at L'eredità, which is now hosted by @Taddi
♒ (the brave @[Dislocation] and @Mauro82): better days will surely come. But not now. Towards summer #maybe
♓ (the knight @[RinaldiACHTUNG], the infernal @flame, and half the increasingly confused @luludia): one could say "an excellent recovery", where one might start to get back into gear. Too bad about a possible flood that will mainly hit the central area of the living room
BONUS
Cosmic Yolk (the never more @[sfascia carrozze]): it will be a month very UH with moments very Mah but also with moments very BEL