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 Barely 3 minutes and I already want to turn everything off, but for all of you I will make this enormous effort.

 I had the urge to evacuate again because as the album started, Merdallica continues to dig and dig hard, but not Frank Zappa.

This review offers a sarcastic and humorous critique of Merdallica’s Master Of Puppets, describing repetitive intros, tiring speed metal execution, and lack of originality. The reviewer expresses frustration and boredom but acknowledges some memorable parts with dry humor. Overall, it's a strongly negative and entertaining take for readers looking for an unconventional opinion. Dive into this witty and brutally honest review of Merdallica’s Master Of Puppets—discover a fresh perspective on a metal parody classic!

 Small mistakes become art like even Sonic Youth couldn’t achieve.

 He minimalizes, managing to eliminate the rhyme without falling into simple phrasing: 'Buon Natale,' all enhanced with his typical charisma and facial expressions.

Jerry Cala delivers a personalized and intimate acoustic rendition of the Christmas classic Astro Del Ciel. His experimental vocal timing and comedic mastery create an artistic performance. The unique addition of a minimalist rap verse enhances the charm. Both video and audio recordings showcase his charisma and creativity. Watch and listen to Jerry Cala’s unique and charming acoustic Astro Del Ciel performance this holiday season!

 Bitchfork doesn’t understand a damn thing, wants to set trends and then it doesn’t even listen to the rich and populated American underground.

 And this year again BLACK POWA tops the charts, but is it the year of RAP? NO!

The review offers a sarcastic and critical perspective on Pitchfork's top 50 albums of 2014. It questions many selections, especially rap and mainstream artists, and expresses skepticism of the editorial choices. Despite some acknowledgments of quality, the overall tone dismisses the list as trend-driven and out of touch. Dive into this bold and entertaining critique of Pitchfork's 2014 picks – challenge your music tastes and discover fresh opinions!

 This Caribou album is hemorrhoidal shit, and it hurts.

 Don’t listen to this album, let me suffer, but don’t do it, the retchings coined by the mint could come out with small smelly patches.

This review expresses strong disappointment with Caribou’s Our Love album, criticizing its synthetic production and perceived lack of depth. The author uses sarcasm and cultural references to highlight discontent, ultimately advising readers not to listen to the album. Despite the critique, some playful and vivid imagery is used throughout. The reviewer prefers other albums, notably Ariel Pink’s latest. Read this brutally honest review before diving into Caribou’s Our Love album.

 This little disc is something exceptional, a collection, a compilation, a set of tear-jerking singles and not ball-busting like the last Pink Floyd.

 Talulah Gosh, light, banal, warm, sunny, jovial, who don’t give a damn about Alice in Chains.

This review praises Talulah Gosh's Backwash as a refreshing and exceptional indie pop compilation. It contrasts the light-hearted, warm sound of Talulah Gosh with the heaviness of metal and grunge bands like Alice in Chains. The reviewer highlights the importance of Sarah Records and the Riot Grrrl movement, celebrating the band's unique charm and enduring impact. The review conveys a deep affection for the album's joyful, nostalgic qualities. Dive into Talulah Gosh's Backwash and experience a timeless indie pop classic full of warmth and charm today!

 "I’m not sure this is a great album, I’m not even sure I exist, let alone if I’m sure Tahlialahah exists."

 "I heard them say 'SHE’S THE NEW POP HEROINE' it’s probably just a drug, like heroin, the more you listen the more you’re hooked."

This review offers a critical and sarcastic take on FKA Twigs' LP1, questioning the album's originality and artistic vision. It mocks the hype around FKA Twigs as the 'future of music' and critiques the impersonal nature of the production. Despite acknowledging the album's experimental attempts, the reviewer finds it tedious and lacking genuine emotional connection. Dive into this provocative review of FKA Twigs' LP1 and explore an alternative perspective on experimental music!