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Rating: Review of Bitchfork's top 50:
50 Ben Frost: appreciable, better than a lot of the trash out there
49 Mr Twin Sister: Nice little record to listen to, I recommend it, but it should've been higher up
48 Clark: Superman is back, but we don’t give a damn
47 Shellac: Hail Albini
46 Ariana Grande: We know what’s 'grande' about Ariana and it's certainly not her surname
45 Andy Stott: I haven't listened to it but since it's Techno we appreciate it all the same.
44 A Sunny Day In Glasgow: another beautiful album, but B4k are you serious or what? Who's above them, 43 albums even?
43 Madlib /Freddie Gibbs: okay rap if it wasn't clear I detest rap, here they are even in pairs. I'm not even listening.
42 Owen Pallett: yeah yeah it might be good but surely boring as hell
41 Leon Vynehall: Eh? Who the hell is that? The pretentious artist of the ranking, because at b4k they are so indie
40 Ty Segall: Well, the worst of Ty, someone called it the best album of the year, let them keep fooling themselves.
39 Ought: Constellation quality despite being young
38 Hundred Waters: Boring boring boring
37 Perfect Pussy: The perfect pussy, then well there will be debates if she is really a hottie or just smells like a sewer.
36 Tinashe: ??? with my sensory powers I imagine it's RnB, in the United States they are a bit dazed either Country or RnB, no middle ground, oh no, Rap
35 Shabazz Palaces: I haven't listened to it, but see Madlib
34 Cloud Nothings: At first listen, I lit a bonfire and performed a macumba, then it grew on me with more listens, of course if Glasgow and Twin Sister are below this we understand the editorial board at bitchfork.
33 Rich Gang: rich gang Rich Gang RICH GANG R I C H G A N G someone with a name like that shouldn't even exist, yet they put him in the rankings.
32 White Lung: well there's better
31 Taylor Swift: The most loved by black communities, maybe she's.. no but Hottie
30 Iceage: Does Europe really have to rely on the Danes?
29 How To Dress Well: we understood that as soon as someone manages to do something cool and listenable for the sheep, they get pretentious, STHAP
28 Pharmakon: OUGH, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, UAHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
27 YG: from the cover, he looks like a delinquent, unfortunately, someone paid the bail
26 Ex Hex: there's Mary Timony, she's number one in my heart, that's for sure.
25 Azealia Banks: Another one lost in the stormy sea of the majors to which she showed the middle finger, but cute doesn't cut it you know? S*** stays and you can't remove it with a toothbrush.
24 Parquet Courts: Our times' Pavement
23 Lykke Li: Lick them
22 Future Islands: Real Crap won't end up in jail Free Trucebaldazzi
21 Brian Eno / Karl Hyde: unfortunately I didn't listen to it all, but where master Eno passes there’s at least a bow.
20 Vince Staples: An EP, A rapper, a house on fire, well this people still getting excited with rhymes
19 Sharon Van Etten: Here there is sweetness, there's a bitter cry, but not so high in the ranking damn!
18 Arca: That little gross producer who worked with FKA, said it all said nothing I know, universal flood to sweep away these aliens.
17 Flying Lotus: I haven't listened to it, Cosmogramma was cool but over time it weighed heavy, I don't think it's changed
16 St.Vincent: Some good tracks, lots of personality, but for me it's not enough
15 Angel Olsen: I tried to listen to it at least 4-5 times, such a drag.
14 Real Estate: Stuff that hasn't thrilled in at least 15 years.
13 Spoon: Many recommended it to me, I even downloaded it, I still have to listen to it, maybe the cover the name dunno doesn't entice me at all to open WMP
12 Mac DeMarco: wants to make little ironic acoustic songs for Americans, he's doing something wrong in my view.
11 Perfume Genius: Much better much better than those boring albums like hunger in Africa, enough with the piano finally you hear something else, well done parfan.
AND NOW THE TOP 10 with scores out of ten from me without decimals attention:
10 Caribou: Well I wrote a review total crap 1/10
9 ARiel Pink: DIO ZAPPA DIO ZAPPA DIO ZAPPA 10/10
8 Todd Terje: you can't make an awesome album and put in 2 crappy tracks come on 4/10
7 Sun Kil Moon: I was about to slit my wrists but then Kozalek playing a Lyre told me, I'll do it for you 7/10
6 Swans: if I have to sit down and listen to the swans, I need to find the ideal moment which is never 0/10 I haven’t listened for the drag they often give
5 Grouper: I preferred her before 5/10
4 Aphex Twin: we're in 2014 for crying out loud still hung up on this guy, didn't even download the leak 0/10
3 The War On Drugs: first listen: the best album ever, second listen: the best album of the decade third listen: what crap 6/10
2 FKA Twigs: AHHAHHAHAHAHHBUBHABHUABHUBHAHUBHBUAHUBHUBA x+10=0
1 Run The Jewels: and this year again BLACK POWA tops the charts, but is it the year of RAP? NO!
Review? Bitchfork doesn’t understand a damn thing, wants to set trends and then it doesn’t even listen to the rich and populated American underground, bye bye bitchfork, BYE BYE!
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