Vic Sorriso1

 Just make a lot of noise and give the impression you’re thinking it through and you immediately get some damn contract with a damn major like Sony Music.

 If this is a good hard rock album, the Saxons were fundamental pioneers. Compared to them even late Pearl Jam are suddenly reevaluated.

 Read this candid review and decide if Audioslave’s debut is truly worth your time or just another overhyped rock release.

 I wish someone would kick Bob Geldof’s ass once and for all.

 If you have the guts to get close because they stink like hell... 'The Priests haven’t been the same since Defenders of The Faith.'

 Dive into this fierce critique and discover a brutally honest take on classic rock legends!

 The most "known" song, absolute crap without question when it comes to metal, is "Enter Sandman".

 Metallica represents metal crap in the absolute sense.

 Read this brutally honest Metallica Black Album review and decide if their iconic metal sound lives up to the hype.

 Use your illusion, or the shit consumed by young people as if it were white truffle pulp...

 At one point AXL screams all excited 'I want to fuck all the girls on Venice Beachhhh!!! I have a piece of meat that measures 35 cm!!!!'... just go fuck yourselves.

 Dive into this fiercely honest review and decide if Guns N' Roses' Use Your Illusion albums deserve their legendary status or your skepticism.

 So I see them and I say "Let's give these sacks of shit a chance"...

 I was so disgusted that I switched to ReteAllmusic...

 Dive into this brutally honest and sarcastic review to discover the darker side of Oasis' Morning Glory!

 One of the most erotomaniac albums ever, dip the biscuit for sure.

 Vic will tell you that he’s smelled many little birdies thanks to this album...

 Listen to Morphine's 'Yes' now and experience one of the most uniquely erotic and funky albums ever released!

 Self-destruction hides in what you most desire because it is what holds true power over you.

 "Hurt" transcends personal pain and becomes an indictment of all modern society as an "empire of dirt."

 Dive deep into the dark genius of Nine Inch Nails' The Downward Spiral and uncover its haunting psychological themes.

 Dangerous is a colossal pile of crap extending over 12 songs and more, also known as the musical demise of the pedophile.

 Thank you, filthy pedophile, for stirring up the discussion with my girlfriend.

 Read this fierce critique of Michael Jackson's Dangerous and decide for yourself!

 Slash rock has been dead for at least 15 years????

 You Velvet Revolver aren’t transgressive today, you’re just scum adding to the scum.

 Dive into this bold review to challenge your view of Velvet Revolver’s Contraband and explore the fight for true rock authenticity!

 "The Holy Bible is one of the most 'violent' British Rock albums (in a... psychological sense), since the days of Joy Division."

 "Since James’ disappearance, the Manics are dead and buried, but many haven’t noticed and continue to listen to this crap that comes out every three years."

 Listen to The Holy Bible now and experience one of British rock's darkest and most powerful records.